Kids Do The Funniest Things!

One night when we had to go to open house at school, my middle daughter held hands with the youngest girl and introduced her as her sidekick to everyone she met. Including the teachers! I figure its because the youngest and I argue that I am batman and the other is the sidekick robin! It was hilarious!

My Son Ben took my grandson Izeyah to the Doctor for a follow up, the Doctor ordered a blood test, and my son and a nurse had to hold my grandson down cause he stated putting up a fight, and as the started my grandson started yelling "you can't do that to me I'm Ben Ten I'm Ben Ten you can't do that to me!!!!

Shortly after my daughter was born, my 4 year old, Joshua, declared at the dinner table that he was the dad. My husband turned bright red and said, "No, I'm the dad." It still took us 4 months to convince him that he was the big brother.

When my niece was about 4, my dad was watching her as she was trying to put on her shoes.  He watched as she struggled to get them on and then noticed she was putting them on the wrong feet.  So my dad said, "Honey, you are putting your shoes on the wrong feet."  My niece said, "But Granddaddy, these are the only feet I gots."

When my little girl Tabitha was 3 she wanted to sleep  in the bathtub.  I padded everything and let her while I slept on the floor beside getting no sleep I regret not getting a picture

Our grandkids spent the night with us a couple of weeks ago. I had told our 3 year old grandson that if he kept his pullup dry during the night he would get a little reward. When we got up the next morning his pull up was NOT dry and this was his explanation "A magician came in my room during the night with a water gun and wet my pants". I then said "you mean a magician came in to Granna and Pawpaw's house, through your bedroom door, and wet your pullup with a WATER GUN??? His response "That's it" without any doubt in his little face. What an imagination...needless to say he nor the magician got a reward for a dry pullup

Last year, when my daughter was three, I picked her up from the mothers' day out program she attended at our church. I asked her what she did at school that day, and she replied, "Praised the Lord and ate chicken nuggets." I love my kid!

This is actually a story our pastor's wife told us about one of their kids. One of their kids came home after doing some mountain climbing, I think it was, and was talking about how much her forearms hurt, and the youngest child said, "you're silly, you don't have four arms." I though this was such a funny story and it really made me laugh.

When my son Sage was about 4 years old he discovered the movie 'The Iron Giant' and instantly fell in love with it.  Then he INSISTED we call him 'Hogarth' (the name of the main character)at all times.  I even signed his name on some of our Christmas cards to close family as 'Hogarth' that year.  He's 13 now and we like to remind him of that occassionally.

When my niece was about 4 years old she was running in my hall - I told her several times not to do that cause she would fall and hurt herself or run into something. Well as soon as I told her that she ran into my hall wall - on the other side of that wall I had a glass picture of the Lord's Supper hanging over my table, when she hit the wall the picture fell and broke into pieces. When she saw what she did, she started crying and said "Oh no, I broke the Lord Jesus". I have never forgotten that story - she is now 17 years and still gets a good laught out of it.

This little boy I attend church with every time someone prays says "talk to God. I wanna talk to God"

Took my 6 year old granddaughter on her first plane ride and as we went higher, she looked out the window and said, "Grandma, are we going to see Jesus"?

when my youngest son was 5....he ask me 1 day if i had to sit by the radio to watch tv...he will be 31 on monday.....

A couple weeks ago I was loading up my two boys, ages 2 & 3, in the car after being at their Nanell's house (don't call her grandma lol) and my sister in law Brittany was helping me buckle them in their car seats. She was buckling Dylan, my 3 year old, and he was very hyper, still playing & not ready to go. She said "boy Dylan you sure are hyper!" He looked her dead in the face and said "nu-uh! YOU'RE a diaper!" I haven't laughed that hard in a while!!!

I am an elementary PE teacher.  I was teaching the kindergarteners how to do their first jumping jacks.  I wanted us all to start with our feet together and hands by our sides.  Most of the class was going along with me, but some were having trouble.  So I began saying, "you're body should look like my body"... "put your hands by your side and feet together"... etc.  Finally I got a little frustrated and said "Class how do I look??" very loudly.  Sure enough, one little girl said "GREAT!"  And another said "Coach you look FABULOUS!"  I was laughing histerically! I have many stories and by far that's my favorite!!

Years ago, when my 2nd daughter was 3 years old, she came to me and asked for some cookies. Since I was doing the dishes, I told her to "hold her horses". After being told 3-4 times to hold her horses, she replied, " Mama, I don't want to hold any horses, I wanna' hold some cookies!"  She's now 16 years old & we still laugh about what she said

When my son was about 3 I saw him pushing around on his chest. When asked what he was doing he said, "I'm trying to feel Jesus in my heart." After a little while he looked at me and said, "Mommy, I must have seen Jesus in your heart when I was in your tummy. All I had to do was look up."

Last night my daughter and 3 year old granddaughter Taylor came over to have dinner at my house. The girls watched a movie while I cooked dinner and Taylor stayed with me in the kitchen. I spent the evening playing with Taylor and reading to her and when her mother said it was time to go home, Taylor ran up to me and gave me the biggest hug and kiss and said "Nana I love you toooo good!" Talk about making somebody feel Loved that did it.

my niece Livy says...
Our cat Sealy goes potty in his glitter box.  
HA! I hope Livy's momma is listening

I was in the backyard with my 3 year old son pitching him a baseball.  He was missing the ball every time, when I noticed him looking at me instead of the ball.  Then I said Wyatt don't look at me look at the ball, and said, "but dad you are so handsome I can't stop looking at you." lol

My 4 year old grandson was being really bad, he would not listen to anything his Mom would tell him to do..Finally she sat him down, told him that his Bible tell him that children are to obey their parents..He starts crying, she asks what is wrong..He asks, "who put that in my Bible, I don't  like it and I do not want it in there"

When my little boy, Atlas was about 6, he had a night when he was way crazy silly. I got a bit frust rated and told him, you are driving me crazt, Kid! He chanted, short trip, short trip, it's a short trip, mom... and God gave you a short cut!

My 6-year-old grandson recently asked me when my birthday is and how old I would be.  I told him and his comment was, "Wow, grandma, you sure are getting big!"  

My little brother was being a little difficult and my step mom said something to him and he said "well that's too bad mom, because your stuck with me" He's so funy!!

When my daughter Laura was 6, she was excited to participate in a pumpkin-decorating contest at AWANA. The night that the winners were going to be announced, she asked, "Mommy, do you think I won?" I said, "I don't know if you won, but I sure voted for you." She gave me an exasperated look and said, "Why did you vote for ME? I'm not even a pumpkin!"

One of my friends told me that when they were little they decided they were going to run away so she started running down the street with her umbrella trying to be like Mary Poppins. Then her mom started chasing after, they still don't know why all the neighbors think they are weird. lol!!!!

When My grandson was about 4 or 5 he he splashed water all over my bathroom floor while bathing.  When he got out of the tub he said "Nana I think your cat must have pee-peed in the floor"

When our girls were little, our family devotions consisted of reading a Bible story devotional, taking turns praying, and then singing a couple of choruses out of an illustrated children's song book.  One evening, the four-year-old pointed to the picture of a door beside the song, "One Door, and Only One."  She said, "Let's sing this one - Oh Come Let Us Adore Him."  

One night my daughter told my grandson to go pick up his toys in his room and then he could watch the movie "Madagascar Escape to Africa". After about two minutes he comes back into the living room and says all done. My daughter says to him "Are you lying?" and his response was, "Yeah mommy, I'm a lion, Roaaarrrrr!!!!"

My daughter was "high maintenance" from the start.  Every time she calls to tell me something my granddaughter has done, I'll say..."do you want to hear about the time...".  The other day she called and said she had asked Ariael to clean her room.  When she went to see how Ariael had done, everything was shoved under the bed.  Vengence may be God's, but Revenge is soooo sweet!!!

Our girls, Elizabeth and Emily, play exceptionally well together. Often, they'll be playing with their stuffed animals in their room, when I hear one of them calling, "Moo-ooom!" When I answer, "Yes?" I get the reply, "Not YOU, Mom!" It inevitably is one of the stuffed animals calling their stuffed animal mom!

Last year I student taught at an elementary school with a class of kindergarteners.  On this particular day, the kids were reading a little book about seasons.  The teacher said, "What would you do in the spring?"  A little boy replied, "I'd go swimming in my pool."  The teacher said back, "Oh no! It's still too cold for that.  You would have goosebumps!"  Across the room a little boy whispers to another one, "What are goosebumps?!"  Everyone laughed so the teacher took him outside without a coat so he would get goosebumps.  They came back inside and he said "I don't know but they sure are cold!"

I tend to have pretty bad back pain from time to time so occasionally I would say 'ugh, my back hurts!' well when my daughter was 3 she would say that her back hurt so she could get out of doing things like picking up her toys or whatever. And she would say 'ugh, my back hurts!' and we would say, 'yeah, ok, well you'll live' so, anyways, one evening I was making a cake (cuz that's what I do) and I stood straight up to stretch my back and my daughter said 'mom, does your back hurt?' and I said 'yes' and she said 'you'll live' haha!!

When i was little my mom yoused to call me justin Powell-bear so my first day of preschool i walked up to some kid and told him "Hi im Justin Powell bear".

My 84 year old Mother lives with my brother his wife and their 6 year old son Ben. Mother and Ben were sitting at the table and Ben was doing his math homework. Mother said Ben I'm 84 now how old will I be on my next birthday? Ben responded "Your so old,you'll be dead."

Might be to late for my story but here goes: My husband and I told my, at the time, 4 year old daughter that mama was going to have a baby. She didn't really understand that so my husband tells her, Mama has a baby in her belly. She turned her BIG saucer brown eyes to me, looking appalled said "YOU ATE A BABY!"

So I load my kids in the car to take them to school.  I soon find out my battery is dead.   I ask my neighbor to help me out.  As he is charging my battery, I begin to pray our loud, "please Jesus, help us!  Come on, Jesus, you can do it, please please, Jesus.". Then, my 6 yr old interrupts me frantically, "mom, is his name Jesus, too?!"

I've long told my daughter that the noise from thunder were the angels bowling in heaven. One day when she was about 4, there was a particularly heavy thunderstorm right at her bedtime and we were discussing it to ease her fears.  I reminded her the angels were bowling and she said, "Maybe they should get carpeting!"

My sister was about four, when she would get in trouble she would raise her hands and say "Give me strings Lord!". I guess she heard our Mother several times say "Give me strength Lord!"

When I was 5 years old i hid from my parents when it was time to go to church, and after they left the alarm system went off so a policeman came to the house and told me to come with him while i waited for them to contact my parents but i told him i couldn't go with him because i didn't have a carseat.

My 3 year old daughter was in the closet with her Granny picking out pajamas when she saw her baptism dress.  She showed it to her Granny and said "Granny this is the dress I wore when I got sanitized!"  

When my son was 3 or 4 years old someone asked him what he wanted for his birthday.  He answered, a Lamborghini and my driver's license.

I think our son was 3 at the time. He came in from playing and asked, "what's for lunch"?  My wife asked if he wanted a grilled cheese. His response, "no I want a boy cheese".

I have 4 children 1 son and 3 girls. Well, one day  I was sitting on the sofa folding laundry and my eldest daughter ask to do something and I said yes. My little one at the time was 5 ask to do it to and I said no. She just yelled and kept telling me "it's not fair." Thats all she kept saying over and over. Well, I finally told her "sweetie, life sometimes is fair, so you need to learn to get over it." Her mouth dropped and didn't believe I just told her that. I then told her "Do you think its fair that I have to fold all this laundry by myself." Then she looked at me and said, "Well mom, like you said, life is not fair, so get over it." I just bust in laugher along with the other children. They were so amazed on how she just came up with that.

My Daughter who was 5 had burnt her little palms on a wood stove (thank God they healed quickly and there was no permanent damage). One day during the healing process she came running up to me with her palms stretched out sobbing and sobbing. Of course I thought the worse and grabbed her hands looking for something wrong. Finding nothing obvious I asked her "sweetheart what's wrong, what happened?" and she managed to get out in between sobs "Mommy, my bottom itched now my fingers stink!" Lets just say we went to the bathroom and remedied that "problem"

Wednesday night at church a friend of mine relayed this story about her 2 year grandson, Jude.  Mary, the grandma, was over at Jude's house.  He asked grandma, "Push the swing." Wanting her to push him. She said, "Ok but what's the magic word?"  He dropped his little head and said, "Amen".  

We don't really watch shows on tv usually. So my told me one time I came running into her room saying that her favorite tv show was on and she did not know what I was talking about. So she went into the room that I was watching tv and it was foot ball. because she sometimes she cheers loudly for the foot ball team she likes and I thought that that was her favorite

My daughter pulled her son's tooth out this morning and he says "mommy was that my last baby tooth?" She said "i don't know, why?" he said "i dont wanna b a man yet" lol

When my step son was little I was trying to teach him the Lord's prayer and where you should say "forgive us our trespasses" he would always say" and give us our bus passes". That will always be a very fond memory of when he was very young.

Just the other day we were in the car listening to Tobi Mac on Klove and of course we had it way up!!  My eight year old got a call on my phone and when I handed it to her she said... "Hi Josh, I'm gonna have to call you back we are busy jammin' to Klove right now! Bye!!! "

When my daughter was about 3 years old we were driving in the car one night. A giant Harvest moon was sitting low in the sky right in front of us.  I told her it was called a full moon. She says, "A full moon?......What did it eat???"  I couldn't stop laughing!

When my son was in elementary school and able to read a menu on his own, we stopped at a restaurant on a family vacation. He wanted to order his own food so he ordered a hamburger. He went on to ask the waitress if he had to have the casserole with it. He didn't like casseroles! We were puzzled by what he meant until we looked at the menu and it said, "hamburger on a kaiser roll". He is now 23 and we still laugh about that memory.

     When my daughter was 4 years old, we were sitting in a car with a friend waiting for another friend.  Well my friend was playing on his phone and my daughter was being nosy about what he was doing. I told her,"You know curiosity killed the cat?". She looked at me with a questioning face and replied,"Who is curiosity, mama?"
     I thought this was the funniest thing because kids see and hear things differently than we do. Which this reminds me of another incident.
     She got a scape on her knee and was crying about how it will never go away. I told her her as my grandmother did,"That it will go away before she gets married." With that being said, she replied,"But what if I get a bo-bo after I get married?"

When my son was young. We came back from a two hour trip.  When we got home, I was tired and I sat down on the couch to watch TV.  My son asked my wife if she could make him something to eat.  She told him that she was tired and to give her a little time.  He came to me and asked me to make him something to eat.  I told him that I just drove a long way and maybe he could make himself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to hold him over 'till dinner.  He walked away frustrated saying"Man,  I need a wife".

One morning my husband and I were driving our then 2 young grandsons to church when from the back seat I hear Grandma what happens when you drink and drive? I said Well honey if you get caught you go to jail. He said my dad drinks and drives in a very sad voice to which I held my breath and thought don't panic..... then he spoke up and said But grandma he justs takes a little drink of tea and sets it right back down. My husband and I laughed till we cried and thanked the Lord for tea!    

I am the mother of 10 children and just before baby number 8 was born, my 7th child said to me, Mom when are you going to be a REAL Mom?  I responded, that if I wasn't a real mom by now, I probably never would be. I never really figured out what he was thinking, but I think he now believes that I am a real mom. He is 16.

I was at my ex-husbands house waiting inside by the stairs for him to give me something.  The kids besided me I started singing its a big big house by big daddy weave.  My daughters started singing too.  My ex comes down the steps and hears " it's a big big house with lots and lots of rooms" he goes its not so big and it only has four bedrooms. The kids and I looked at each other and just laughed. We still laugh about it to this day.

when my daughter was about 6 yrs old , she came home from school saying to me and her father, that when she gets older that she is going to marry this man that gives her lots of kisses, hugs and tells her that they love her. We were like what is she talking about. We were just freaked out about it, then she says i'm going to marry you daddy...we thought that was just so funny. To this date we still laugh about it.

When my twin granddaughters, Katie and Kelsie were about three, Kelsie managed to get her hands on a pair of scissors and hide them in her room. One night after my daughter put them to bed, she heard a commotion in the room. When she went to chek on them, to her horror they had cut all of their beautiful long hair off to their ears! Kelsie then informed her mother that they were not Katie and Kelsie anymore, now they were Kevin and Kyle! When my daughter called me around midnight to tearfully tell me what they had done, the only thing I could do was laugh untill I cried! Thankfully, they have decided it is much better to be girls. Now they are 10 and very lovely young ladies indeed!

A few weeks ago I was sick and in bed and my husband asked me what I wanted for breakfast.  After I told him, I ended up changing my mind a few minutes later.  Our 3 year old son, Josiah, said "Mommy is just like Pharoah.  She's always changing her mind!"

My 4 year son, Noah, was helping me sort through some clean laundry this morning.  I was showing him how to make a pile for each family member with socks going here and underwear going there.  After a minute he holds up a bra and asks, Mmommy, where do the breasts go?"

My 5 yr old son Jeff had just come back from spending a weekend with his grandparents.  He said he wanted to go outside and play football, but had to get ready.  He came out in the living room all bumpy.  I asked him what was under his cloths. He said, "Grandpa said to play football you have to wear padding" "Okay, well where did you get the padding"  "I found it under your bathroom sink Mommy" LOL oh boy was that a sight.

When my daughter was 3 and had been eating a cupcake for a few moments, stoped and put it on the table and told me she couldn't eat any more, because she had a "black and blue" tummy ache.  

So I buy My 3yr old son a new bike. And he is so excited to ride it!! But ITS RAINING so I told him we may have to wait till tomorrow.
The whole ride Home he begged it to stop!
When we pulled in the drive way, what do ya know, it stopped!! All of the sudden I hear My 3yr old yell out, "SUPPER JESUS!! SUPPER JESUS!! Super Jesus stopped the rain just for me!!  

When my son was seven (he's 23 now), we took a trip to the beach.  I must've been saying all of the motherly things like "be careful" and "put on sunscreen" when I realized there was a discussion going on behind me between my husband and son.  It had something to do with the olympic games and apparently a "nagging" event.  The next thing I heard was my son saying, "Dad, they wouldn't let her in.  She's a professional."

I've been told this story many times, when I was about 3 or 4 i loved drawing, on the walls. I was in my parents room and my sister who was babysitting me and was 16 at the time came in, saw that I was drawing on the wall by my dad's side of the bed. she looked at me and said "ut oh, Micahaela! who did that?" I looked at the drawing, then looked at her and said,  "daddy did it, it's on his side of the bed." My sister was laughing so hard and still laughs when she talks about it today

There have been so many things that my children have said over the wonderful 8 years that we have had them. I have 2 adopted sons, 5 days apart and then God blessed us with a biological daughter who just turned 4 this August. My heart melted the day she turned to me and said, "Mommy, I love you so much, I put you on my pancakes!" Still makes me laugh everytime she tells me that. That in itself made it worth the 22 year wait!

When my son was 5 yrs old, him and his friend were playing in the back yard, i went to call them and him and friend were covered in oil!!!! i looked over to my husbands oil drip pan and it was dumped all over, i said Danny what did you do? he said in such a truthful voice " Now mommy you see there were these martians that landed in the backyard in their U.F.O. and they said Danny, you go and dump that oil all over you and him or i will take you back with us" i stood there trying not to laugh, i couldnt yell, i just said ok ill get the hose, i think of that day often when i see him leave in his car for his college class'es

My Wife and 4yr old son at the time would visit her grandmother every week at the nursing home. On one of the visits my son turned and with one of the most serious looks a 4yr old has ever had said " What are all those scribles? " She asked what scribles? the ones all over thier face.

my two and half year old grandson has had two small fish in a bowl since he was about a year old , well they both died at different times, so afther the last one died his mom asked her sister to get him another fish were she worked. dylans mom ask him what color fish he wanted and he said pink, so she got him a pink fish, then she ask him what name he would like to name the fish and said yellow.yellow and pink were the first words that he was clear on saying,anything red was pink.

As I was taken my kindergarten grandson to his Christian school I was going over his Bible verse with him. After we practiced it a few times he said to me:"Grandma I know a better verse then that, it is the best verse there is." As I asked him what it was he quoted the Pledge of Allegiance to me. In his little mind the fact it was longer and said one nation under God-he must have thought it had to be in the Bible

Our grandson attended an outdoor Good Friday service with us when he was 5 yrs old. We sang a song with the refrain, "He's coming back again, He's coming back again, He's coming back again...." 'What!?', he said. 'He's coming back again!?' As I sat him down & began explaining how Jesus went to Heaven after He left this earth but He would be returning one day, a jet was flying high overhead. The evening sun caught the silver jet & the jet began to gleam just as my grandson was following my hand motions of Jesus going back to Heaven. He spotted the gleaming jet overhead and exclaimed, 'You're right!  Jesus is coming back! And He's coming back right now in a rocket ship!!'

I was visiting my sister and her 3 yr old granddaughter was playing under the kitchen table.  She would hand me her cell phone to talk on but she would not talk herself.  This went on for a while, then I really got into the game.  I carried on a lengthy conversation with the "caller" and began to ask Gracie a series of questions and relay the answer to the "caller".  Things like how old are you?  Are you wearing shoes and socks?  Why do you giggle so much?  Then I told the "caller" he was welcome and did he want anything else.  I hung up and gave the phone back to Gracie. She came out from under the table and asked, "Who was that?!"

My grandbaby Cassidy (2 years old) was answering what sounds the animals make. Pig "oink", dog "bow wow", cat "meow" What does a cow say? "eat more chicken"

We have two little girls age 5 and 7. We live in town, so visiting my parents in the country is always a treat for my girls. Last week while visiting my parents, my girls found some frogs living in the crawlspace of the house, so they decided to pick one to play with. My 5yr. old comes running in the house and gets a paper towel, does something and then runs back out. A little while later the 5yr. old comes back in the house and said, "I through that frog down because it was dead!" My oldest daughter walks in the house about that time and said, "The frog is dead and I don't know why, it must have been the Germ-X!" They were cleaning this frog with the paper towel soaked with germ-x! My 5yr. old then says to me, "we put him back in with his family so they can have a reunion. Haha... I think she meant funeral. My thought was, "Well... We never know how we're going to die, but we better start getting ourself clean for our reunion."  

My 5 year old daughter came and asked me to come to her room the other day. When I get there she says, "Mom will you turn my radio to Positive Encouraging K-Love!!" My heart just melted and I said sure baby girl. We love your radio station and even the little ones are encouraged by you guys! Thanks for all that you do

My ex husband's name is Marion Eugene Grimes, MEG so when we were expecting our first child he had all these restrictions, No vowels the initials could not spell anything and so on. So we named our son Jeremy (from Jeremiah) Quinton (number) Grimes. When he was in second grade he came home mad slamming the door as he comes in the house. Yells at me, “Why didn’t you name me something cool like Austin?!” I told him to go talk to his father. Not sure what dad said but he walked back past me with his head down mumbling something about he would be outside playing. I didn’t have the heart to tell him it was that or baby boy grimes.

My 22mo old son Sean and I were watching a movie about a certain fish and his dad.  A bunch of tuna made a shape of an octopus.  I said, "Sean, can you say oct-o-pus?"  Sean replied, "apple-fish!"  I'm sure I will never say octopus again!

When I picked up my grand daughter from school one day she informed me that a little boy had kissed her, and that she had kissed him back.  She said it was ok because they loved each other and were gonna get married.  When her dad found out what happened he sat down his two oldest daughters and asked them what love was and Avery (the one getting married to the boy that kissed her)said it is when you want to hug and kiss some one...that is when their dad gave them love assignments...they had to perform a love action during the day and then discuss it that night. A few weeks later, Lexi and Boston were shopping with their mother and behaved horribly and were told they were going to get a spanking when they got home.  After Lexi got her's and Boston was about to get her's, Lexi told her mother please don't spank her as hard as you spanked me she is little and it hurt really bad, Avery hearing this comes running in to Lexi and is all excited cuz she has a great idea, Lexi you can take the spanking for Boston, and that will be your love thing!  Her dad hears what is happening and comes running in and says Avery that is a wonderful idea but why don't you take the spanking for Boston and it will be your love thing, needless to say Boston got her own spanking cuz her sisters didn't love her enough.

Years ago as our daughter was growing up she always used to say stuff like "I NEVER want to be like you" or "I NEVER want to act like you" which I found odd seeing that I was the one who was always at every concert she had, every fooball game for the band, every move for her college years, etc.  We did butt heads at times but for the most part...I've always tried to be understanding of her, etc.  Now there are times when we go somewhere together and do stuff and we'll say the EXACT same thing at the same time, or we'll reach for something at the same time or many other things the same and I just look at her and grin and simply say "Mirror Mirror on the wall - you're like your mother after all".  She just looks at me and says (laughing) "shut up" and we laugh.

Alias Smith and Jones !! I named my horse Haze and my dog is Curry Big crush on Peter Deuel and I felt it had good values for second chances and making a difference ~

And the other show you were asking about the name - I think it was Matlock.

MY GRANDKIDS CALL ME DUMALL INSTAD OF GRANDMA, I ASK THEM,IF IM SO DUM WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME AND ME AND MY CHILDREN JUST LAUGHS THEY ARE 3,AND 4. IDONT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS ONE BUT I TRY TO BE CLEAN AS I CAN, THEY ASK ME ON HOT DAYS DUMALL CANI GET ASCREAM, ALL I CAN THINK OF IS A BUTT ON A STICK AND LAUGH. OTHER DAY I WAS ASKING THEM DO THEY REMBER SOMETHING AND MY GRAND SON SAID I DONT FOR SURE, INSTEAD OF NOT FOR SURE.

My two sons are 36 & 34 yrs. old, but when they were little boys the ages of 8 & 10 yrs.old I would cook deer meat for dinner, they would always ask, what was for dinner every night. One night I cook deer meat and when they asked what was for dinner I told them deer meat, I would also cook liver at times for dinner.I called liver, deer meat, so they would eat it. This went on for a long time. One evening I was cooking liver for dinner, and the boys asked me what was for dinner? I told them deer meat. then all of a sudden they both said Mom, we like deer meat and we like liver! :{
I thought I was pullin a face one!

My husband is a teacher and coach and when our children were little our life revolved around his coaching schedule and whatever sport he was coaching at the time.  After the birth of our fourth child  I was able to stay home for one year (I am also a teacher) which let me participate in church activities that I had never been able to do before.  One week our church was having a revival with evening and lunch meetings which I did not want to miss.  On the last day of the revival I was pushing the kids to get ready to make the last lunch service on time, my four year son in a very frustrated tone of voice said " what is this-church season"?

My son Ben (now 22) was about 4 or 5 when I took him to college footall game.  The stadium capacity was about 43,000. As he sat there with the binoculars looking around -- he looked at me and asked "daddy is this all the people in the world"?

When my son was 6 years old, he was scheduled for surgery and the nurse came in to get him ready.  She brought him a gown and told him everything had to come off.  No underwear in the O.R.  He fussed and cried, but gave them up....finally.  When she came back in to get him to take him in, he said "So....did they make you take your underwear off too?"  She turned about 5 shades of red and we all about rolled in the floor laughing.