It's so hot...

My 3rd old is melting his crayons on the sidewalk. He says the sun is making him bigger crayons when they're flattened.

It's so hot you can bake granola in your car because your oven is broken. (Courtesy of my cousin's friend).

It's so hot....could you imagine it everyday forever?  Or even hotter than now???  Let this weather be a reminder of how much we do NOT want to land in Hell for all eternity!  Let the coolness of God's peace bring you comfort everyday!

It's so hot....I plan on putting dinner in my car while at work and letting it reheat without the heat in the kitchen :o) But seriously..I can grab anything I want to drink and people in hell will be begging for just a drop that will not satisfy.  Makes you rethink your witness to unbelievers.

It's so hot my water bottle melted in my cup holder and now forever has an awkward handle that wasn't there before..

Its so hot here in Kansas, the devil's complaining to God about the unfair competition!

Local Pittsburgh meterologist, Dennis Bowman, said this morning on KDKA-TV, it will be so hot today that when you see a dog chasing a cat . . . they will both be walking.

Wow, I feel like this truck - I am melting inside - I need to try to live the verse this morning but just feel so overwhelmed.

It's so hot that yesterday a man robbed Wal-Mart for a kiddy pool at gun point. (True story)

It’s so hot and dry in Kansas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks & the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.

It's so hot that this morning I saw a robin pull a worm out of the ground with a potholder. ;)

It's so hot we had to build a fire to cool off!  ( my uncle said that this weekend!!)

It is so hot:
The Baptist are sprinkling
The Methodist are using wet wipes
The Prespyterians are giving rain checks
The Catholics are praying that the wine be turned back into water

My 89 year old Mother said "if hell is this hot we better be good".

It's so hot... That it's Florida and everyone is scared to leave the house.

It's so hot that I cooked my entire breakfast on the dashboard of my car on the way to work.

It's so hot that birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground...

It's so hot that I have found out (the hard way) that my seat belt buckle could be used as a branding iron.

Its sooooo hot...that when i fill the kids' pool in the back yard using the hose...they feel like they're taking a bath,alls that is missing is the bubbles!  

It's so hot... I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.

The rest of the country now understands how us Florida folks feel every year, lol! Here are some tips from florida to stay cool. Drink plenty of fluids,to remain hydrated. Wet a hand towel and place around your neck. Find shade when possible, stay cool my friends.

Its so hot that my friends mom left popcorn in her car amd it started popping. True story!

It's so hot our chickens are laying boiled eggs

Satin is singing along with Switchfoot This is home.

that I was at a water park yesteday and felt like I was swimming in a hot tub.

It was so hot today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.

Its so hot that water now comes out of both taps.

It is so hot the snow fall we are suppose to get this winter has already melted.

It' so hot outside the shadows are sweating....

It is so hot that my son now thinks baby powder is an acceptable fashion statement

I had a thought yesterday about all this heat. Hell must be even hotter. Why would anyone want to go there? THANK YOU K-LOVE for putting the Word and the music out there so people can know of His Love and believe in Him.

It's so hot the corn in my fields started popping.  My dog is so dumb he thought it was snow and froze to death.

The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

It's so hot that trees are whistling for dogs!

These aren't jokes...actual stories.

Its so hot that when I used the windshield washer on my car the solution evaporated before it ran off of the windshield...didn't have to worry about water marks on the windshield

I went outside at 8:00 a.m I thought it was cool outside, when I saw a bank sign with the temp. in Topeka KS, at 8:30 it was 93 degrees, and I had my window down rather than the A/C on.

and finally...its so hot that a refrigerated bottle of water was HOT, like make a cup of hot tea with it, after being left in a car for 45 minutes (with a sun-shade in the window).

Not to mention we have humiditity so high just opening the door causes you to start sweating...gotta love Kansas heat and humidity

It's so hot here I took two steps from the kitchen table where I was plastered in front of a fan to the freezer to get some ice cream and the sweat was pouring off of me!

It's so hot, the farmers are feeding the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs, and the cows are giving evaporated milk!!

Its so hot... you dont have to check your hot mail on the computer... just check you mail box!!

It's so hot my cars are breaking down. Monday my car wouldn't start after work so I had to get it towed. Tuesday I drove my other car and the heat caused it to overheat, leaving me stranded on my way home from work... again. Wednesday was the most embarrassing. I was driving my freshly fixed car home from work in the 100 degree heat when the electrical on my car malfunctioned causing my car alarm to go off as I was driving. It was humiliating driving past my neighbor's pool party with my lights flashing and my horn honking non-stop. It was one of the most embarrassing moments of my life. It's just proof that God has a sense of humor.

It's so hot, I burned my fingers typing this...

It's so hot mirages are drying up!

I am in South Africa so it is cold here so i want the heat to come here!

I love this picture. With how hot it is hot outside I would not be surprised to see that.

Satan called and he wants his weather back.

Its sooo hot.... oh wait I live in PHX, AZ its always like this...

It's so hot people are running out of sweat!

It's so hot that a solar eclipse would be the only sun block that would work!

It's so hot... my cat is panting