Funny Things Your Kids Say!!!

When my son was little he called the Sacajawea dollar a Sacakaweelie dollar.  

My daughter used to say, "Can we go to the resternant for dinner?"

My daughter used to call mashed potatoes "mash a taboes"

My daughter, Emilee, will soon be 8 years old - she's growing WAY too fast!  When she was two years old, here in Colorado, there was a HUGE, (oh I don't know what you'd call it, epidemic maybe?) of Miller Moths.  They were EVERYWHERE.  Every time you'd open a door or turn on a light, there would be at least 20.  Then they would die, and be dusty and just make a mess!  I used to say "These moths are ridiculous!"  I never realized how often I said it until one day when daddy came home, she ran over to him, took his hand and dragged him to the back door where there was a light, and several moths, and said, "Daddy!  These moths are diculous!"

When my 22 year old was 3, she spent some time carefully packing a canvas back pack they had decorated in vacation Bible school.  Then she comes to me wearing it and says, "I am all repaired!"

One afternoon my nephews were playing outside and I wanted one of them to call the other so I can give them cookies I made them. I asked the youngest Carlos, "Call Joey over here please!", He was walking staring at the floor and said, "Brotherrrrr, O Brooootherrrr!"....so cute.

My 3 year old son Landen said yesterday, "I'm confurious about that one daddy."  He was 'confused' about one of the tools I had brought into the house and 'curious' how it worked (hence, confurious).  I thought it was so cute!

We had a Chrysler Pacifica when the boys were little.  They called it a "sa-pip-i-ka".  The also called the Lifeline Helicopter (which flies over our house too frequently on it's route to Indianapolis and then back to the hospital) the "hef-a-line".  

My 3 year old grandson, Tatem is learning about anatomy and the differences between girls and boys. He told me the other day boys have penises and girls have chinas.

When my son was about 2 years old, he was with my husband while he was making dinner.  He was making Teriyaki Burgers and Luke asked what the sauce was that he was putting on the burgers.  Tony told him. Luke looked at him quizzically and said "Very yucky sauce?"  

My 3yr old loves to play the video game Lego Addy and the Jones. Has me giggling me every time.
Riki in Fairbanks, Alaska

My daughter used to call action figures "the things boys play with"

MY SON JEREMIAH USED TO CALL A RAINBOW A RAINBOAT WHEN HE WAS LITTLE.
RECENTLY, THOUGH, WHEN HE WAS ABOUT 1O OR 11 HE CAME AND TOLD ME PROUDLY THAT HE HAD JUST "BROOMED THE FLOOR" FOR ME.  

my cousin used to call pancakes "patahcakes" and hamburgers "hangaber"

My youngest son used to like to read "mazagines" when he was relaxing. He coined that word at about 4 years old...he's 19 now and we don't let him forget it!

I was quizzing my 3 yr old daughter about her Bible stories and when she couldn't answer who the first man and women God created were, I gave her a head start. I was like "Adam and E.....",to which she replied "Adam and Ebay." oh dear! I should probably read more often to her. Haha

When my daughter, Sierra, was younger we used to watch "Extreme Makeover Home Edition."  She used to say, "Let's watch 'Home Make a Stream Over'."
That show will always and forever be known by that name in our family!   How fun!

Hi I have three girls so I picked one from each. When my 20 year old daughter,Margie, was 3 years old she would say " I'm going to my deadroom."  Which meant her bedroom.  And I have the cutest quote from my 14 year old special needs daughter, Megan, "I can leave no chocolate behind." Of course she is a true chocolate lover!!  My youngest, Jackie's, was the word yellow, for the longest time we allowed her to pronounce it as lellow because it was just too cute!

Gotta lovem'  

Our daughter used to call antelope....cantelope, magpies....neckties, and toucans....croutons.

When my older brother was about two and a half years old, my mom would point to me and say, "What's that?" And he would reply with "...A burl" (girl). We also have video of him holding me as a newborn and him saying, "Take her back." He also talked in third person all the time. Quite a character. (:

My son was 3 years and I asked him if he wanted a grilled cheese sandwich and he replied, "NO" I want a BOY CHEESE! Ever since that day we only have boy cheese sandwiches in our house!

My son, Cliff, who is now 29...used to say when he sat by the side of a pool "I want to tangle my feet".  We still say that in our family

When my daughter was 3 she would run into the room fall down on one knee with both hands stretched out and sing from the top of her voice in the best Liza Minnelli voice U Nork U Nork!!

My 17 year old daughter would say when she was around 2,3,&4 that her forehead was a forkhead..When ever she would give you a thumbs up she would say cool dude. If you asked her what her thumb was she would tell you that it was a cool dude.

Not Sure if this really applies to kid say the funniest things but In December of 2008 my children and I started attending a wonderful church in Burlington,NC. I was baptized in March of 2009 shortly after being baptized my 3 year old daughter was taking a bath in our garden tub that she calls a swimming pool.She started dunking her baby doll under the water and telling it that she baptizes it in the name of Jesus.

Well im 14 and im a Christian to begin with but When i was little i would say "Ca-Tam-A-Tated" instead of contaminated. My mom never lets that down......... its ok because it was cute

My youngest who is now 15 called bathing suits "baby soup".My son called freckles "freckers",and unfortunately my husband had given my a hickey and he called it a "hippie".He went around the house saying "mom has a hippie." You can imagine my embarrassement.

When my son was 3 he ate something then said, "Mom, that was spicy, it hurt my feelings."

My brother was reciting the Lord's Prayer to my parents and it went like this:Our father who art in heaven Howard be thy name.

last weekend my husband bought my 3 yr old daughter a mango and opened it up like a flower well she was so excited to show me but she called it a papaya instead.

My youngest son said fridgerlater for refrigerator and I still catch myself saying it lol

But two of the funniest things that my sons ever said and I will never forget are as follows:  When Ray was in 3rd grade he was telling me that he was really nervous about a test he had to take that day and I told him well Ray lets pray about it before you go to school and he thought about it for a minute and then he said Mom would that really be fair to the other kids?  omigoodness I laugh about that all the time and its been at least 25 years!

And when my youngest son Matthew was in kindergarten he got in a little trouble and the teacher told him she was really disappointed in him and he just looked at her and said we like sheep have all gone astray! Needless to say it was hard for the teacher to punish him and we couldn't either. And that's another one I still laugh about!

When my son was little, he couldn't say "helicopter", so every time he saw an helicopter in the sky, he would say "Look Maman, a hepicopter!"
Also , I was on the phone with my sister from France this morning, and she told my that she was playing a game my 5 year old god-daughter and her 16 year old sister. They were doing a guessing game, and it was my god-daughter's turn to have everybody guess. So she said "What has big feet and a long tail?". Both my sister and my niece were thinking when suddenly my god-daughter said all excited "Oh I know! I know! It's an elephant!" My sister couldn't stop laughing at the fact that her daughter had just answered her own question, and was all happy about it!!!

I also said when i was young If  i wanted to be picked up i would say " up up and the way i came"

my brother, my mom, and i were in the car and breaking the silence, my brother, aidan, holds up to fingers[making the peace sign] and says, "this means peace in spanish. me and my mom   were in the front seat dying of laughter.

Our son who is now 33 didn't want " girl cheese sandwiches" when I would fix "grilled cheese sandwiches" for him and his older of sister of 16 months... he would say " I want a boy cheese sandwich" he thought we called them girl cheese, since his sister was a girl and now that he was a big boy to have one, they should be called boy cheese!! Got to love our little ones, then and now!!!

My grandson used to eat "marconi and cheese".  He also won a dumb old "cerfitticat" for mastering his vocabulary words.  His mother couldn't figure out what he was talking about.  So he told her "you know - it's like my "burf cerfitticat" only without the feet prints!"

When my son was little he used to call helicopters HOPTICOWTERS - now at age 23 he's a licensed HOPTICOWTER pilot!

When our daughter Nicole was about 3 yrs. old we would have sourkraut from time to time. This one particular night she said "Momma, I don't like this sour crap".

When my son was 4 or 5 like a paranoid mom I always took him in the ladies room with me.  We happened to be at a restaurant sitting near the bathroom.  My son asked to go in to the mans room alone and I said fine.  He went came out and sat at the table.  A  few minutes later he asked to go in again.  I thought he was enjoying the fact he was going alone.  He came out and a few minutes later asked if I could take him in the womens room to go potty.  I asked him why and he said THEY ONLY HAVE SINKS IN THERE. He had never seen a mens urinal.  Needless to say my husband started taking him after that day.

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When my daughter was 4 years old and we were ordering pizza, she told us she wanted us to order musharonis but no peppermints.

Alexis (Jon & Kate + 8's daughter) says aldergator on the show for alligator. My mom and I still catch ourselves saying aldergator all the time!

My daughter was 2 when she went reaching for the carton of eggs that I had on the counter and I yelled NOoooo! She just turned around and pointed her finger at me and said "Mommy SHARE!"

When my son was in T-ball, he was told that his team name was the Orioles.  The day they received their shirts and hats, I saw him looking at the bird on the had with a very perplexed look on his face.  I realized what was up, but I ask him anyway what was wrong.  He then asked me where was the cookie. Until he received the hat he thought the team name was Oreo (as in cookie) so he was expecting to see a cookies on his hat and had no idea why he found a bird instead..

My youngest (now 10) used to have his favorite foods: pocsible (popsicle), hangabur (hamburger) and keypan (pecan) pie.  Our friends won't ever forget the pocsibles.

One day when my son, now 16, was 3 I was preparing lunch for he and his sister.  I announced that I would be making a grill cheese sandwich at which he responded "Mommy, I DON'T want a GIRL cheese sandwich, I want a BOY cheese"

I took my 22 year son to the movies for the first time we saw Lion King. He 3 or 4 years old we had popcorn 2 cokes the whole nine yards. As I had my hands full we walked into the theater and my son stopped dead in his tracks and said " Daddy I'm not going in there it's dark in there". I will never forget this.

My family enjoys musicals.  In "Oklahoma" a line in one of the songs says "Ranchers dance with the farmers' daughters, farmers dance with the ranchers' gals."  My sister would sing, "Ranchers dance with the farmers' daughters, farmers dance with the ranchers' cows."  Also, in "My Fair Lady," after Eliza leaves Higgins, he walks down the street saying, "Damn, damn, damn, damn! I've grown accustomed to her face."  Another sister gave it a new twist when she thought he said, "I cussed in front of her face."

When my daughter Holly was little she would come to work with me every day. Then one day as we were driving she leaned forward to me and said "Daddy is that a bad driver to." Im just glad I didnt get busted for that later by my wife.

Well when my youngest bro was 2 he used to pronounce girl as gor, it was the cutest thing ever!  Now he talks as if he is a wise old owl,(he is five).  He uses big words and is already starting to write and read!

Me again....classic for the same son.  In Sunday School we challenged the children to memorize a Bible verse each week.  Well, we hadn't learned one so on the way to church, I gave him the best stand by of the shortest verse in the Bible; "Jesus wept".  Mr. Smarty Pants sat smugly until it was his turn and with his puffed up little self blurts out "God napped"...we finally recovered and he just had to remind me I was his teacher.

My grand-daughter loved the Disney Princesses when she was little and used to talk about 'Snow Wipe' and 'Sleeping Booby'.

My son would be outside playing and run to house yelling...mom mom the swamp mans  coming!!!  It was the Schwans man truck!!  Lol  

My son and I arrived for our younger youth group meeting at our church early one evening and we stopped in to listen to our church choir practice.  He was 3 years old at the time.  We sat at the back of the church and he started stacking the hymn books to sit on.  He grabbed the Bible but I made him put it back and reminded him that was the Bible and I rather he not sit on that book.  He put it back and sat on 4 hymn books, and turned his back to me and started talking.  I asked him to whisper and he told me that he was talking to God.  I said it is ok to whisper and God would hear him.  He did and in a few moments he turned to me and said, "he said I could (sit on the Bible)."

My 6 year old son told us, It was a good thing that his 24 yr old sister,who is in the Navy, was a black belt in Kum Do(Korean Sword fighting)so she could fight any pirates that may take over the ship.

My 4 yr old grandson was outside with his daddy this weekend. A little girl was walking her dog down the street. He looked at his dad and said daddy that girl has a chick- a-wah-wah. Meaning a Chihuahua.

I don't have any kids but I actually said something funny/cute when I was a kid.
I never was told about Santa Claus growing up. I  just knew people in the bible. The first time I saw Santa I was with my parents in the car and said look Ma Christmas Moses!!!

When my son Myles was 4. Eating one day, he did not finish all his food.  He said he wanted dessert.  I told him he did not need dessert if he could not finish all his food. He then explained he had three spots, food, drink and dessert, the other two spots were full.  His dessert spot was not...I let him have dessert.  I could compete with that logic!

When our son was about 5 years old, he used to sing "Oh come let us close the door on him", instead of "Oh come let us adore him".

When my daughter was 2 my mother in law came to visit for a month and every morning she would make my baby eat breakfast with her. they ate oatmeal with milk in it. so when gramma left i went to make breakfast the next morning my baby looked up and said "nana gone home no more oatmilk"

One night my nephews and I were talking about what kind of blood type we have and my nephew Gregory responded with a straight face Red Duh!  We all started laughing and could not stop.

What my parents always remembered about visiting us when my daughter was about 3 years old, when they asked her a question, she answered, "Sometimes I do, Sometimes I don't.".

When my daughter was 4 she fell off the bed and when she stood up she told me that she hurt her "wrist leg"... Puzzled I asked her what a wrist leg was... she then pointed to her ankle.. hahahaha

There was one time when I was in school, my mom was helping me with my math homework, my dad was In the living room watching cops and you could tell that there was a woman in labor. Well one of the answers to my math problem should have been 10 spuare pounds but instead because I was simi listening to the tv show I wrote 10 square labor me and my mom had a good laugh over that

When my now 20 yr. old daughter was little she began calling Raggedy Ann dolls Mazagines.  She did this for several years and we could not figure out why.  Then one day she and I were getting into my sister-in-law's car, me in the front and my daughter in the back, when my daughter suddenly asked, "Aunt A can I have one of these ragged anns?"  Well, sis-in-law looked at me puzzled and said there weren't any ragged anns in the car to which my daughter, "Uh huh, look!"  So we looked and sure enough, there was a stack of magazines behind her seat.  The only thing we can figure is that she somehow mixed up the names when she was very young and no one caught it.  Now one of her nicknames from her Aunt and Uncle is Mazz, short for mazagine.  

I was explaining to my son Adam why we needed to wait patiently for something and said, "In the meantime, we can play a game."  He said, "Okay, but why do we have to be mean?"

I have 3 very funny kids.  But the funniest things Said have come from my youngest, Josh.
1st thing:  Josh said...was after having a huge meal, I admit my stomach was sticking out a litte.  Josh asked after seeing my stomach..."Have you thought about seeing a dr. about that..because I think their might be a baby in there!"  Needless to say I didn't eat for a week.
   And one more..the other day our dog was barking and barking the mailman. I was yelling for him to stop..Josh replied,"Mom, give Buddy a break...don't you know that is the kind of relationship a dog and a mailman have!!"

Not a funny way of saying something but a cute story.  My youngest son is 10 and he has had a rough time transitioning into the middle school this year.  Well about a month and half ago there was an incident with another child's eraser and I'm still not sure if I ever got the true story but anyway about 2 weeks ago at church we were up front for children's sermon.  It was about the Ten Commandments and throwing our bad things away.  The woman who was in charge of it had wrote different things on paper such as "My dad told me to clean my room and I didn't" to go along with honoring your parents and so forth.  My son picked up the first crumbled paper and it said "I stole another kids eraser at school."  He was shocked and looked at me and said "Oh no it's all coming back to me."  He's usually the drama,center of attention, clown child but this time he was actually serious he couldn't believe it and he confessed to everything to everybody right there.  The woman had no clue that it had happened to him.  After church I told him that she didn't know anything about it, but God did and that was God letting him know that He watches him always!

A favorite show of my 3-year-old son, Thomas,is "Super Why" in which the characters tell a story and change the wrong parts to make them right.  Well, my son got in trouble one night for throwing a toy, and was in time-out.  He really wanted to go downstairs to play with his toys and said "How come I can't?  Because I threw my toy???"  I said "yep."  He replied "That is just a part of my story mommy!  Thomas' story is changing."  Then he waved his little finger like the magic wand they use on the cartoon and said "Thomas' end is changing and now he doesn't have to sit in time out!  The end."

Out of the mouth of a 4 year old.
When my granddaughter was saying her prayers,she asked God that when he takes her dog and cat to heaven could he please give her a dog that can live inside and a cat that doesn t lick her butt.

Every night when I would put my daught to bed I would say 'I love you' and she would try to best me and say 'I love you more' and it would go on until she would say 'I love you all the way to the sun' to which I would reply 'I love you all the way to the end of the universe'.  One night, and every night since, she has bested me by saying 'I love you all the way from the basement to God's house and back'.  It brought tears to my eyes and we don't even have a basement.  She was 5 then and now she is 7 and still says this sweet thing!

My 6 year old granddaughter, Emma, and I were going to the shopping center recently to buy her an Easter dress.  I was playing a Gaither CD and the song was the one that has the phrase "palms of victory, crowns of glory".  Emma asked me, "Nana, what has clowns got to do with it?"   I almost ran off the road laughing.  When I explained that it was crowns not clowns, she said, "Well, I was just wondering."

i love that you did this! i'm  the proud mother of 3 and i seem able to remember all the cutest things they said when they were little, and my oldest, jasmine is 31 today! Happy Birthday Jasmine!

i'll give up my favs;

Jasmine; she called her elbow, her 'elbone' for the longest time!

Michael; he always wanted the remote-control, which he called the 'moshe-i-coe'

Amber; all L's were pronounced Y.. she needed yipstick on her yips, and yotion on her yeggs.

keep up the great participation ideas, very fun to share!!

Awww,  i forgot to tell one that i still say- my mom/ roomie loves it, i don't remember which kid said it but it sure did stick with me to use- i walk about 5 miles a day, and here in western oregon, it can be pouring and you still go, otherwise you'd stay in less often than not!

instead of being soakin wet, when i come in, i'm 'soaked n' wet' <3

When my oldest daughter was getting ready for her first day of kindergarten , I noticed she was a little upset , she was constantly visiting the bathroom before we were to leave , I said to her "Do you have butterflies in your stomach?" she answered with " No mommy I think it's bees"  She is now 33 and she is still makiing me laugh.

When I was about 2 years old, I game all the disney characters (Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Daisy, Goofy, all them) the same name... Me-Me-Duck.

My son is 5 yrs old and he told his dad that he did a little fart, but that it filled his pants full of hotness. I thought my husband was gonna pass out.

One Christmas when my daughter was 4 years old, we were decorating our Christmas tree.  We had all sorts of ornaments.  One in particular was a beautiful red glass ball that had a white crocheted covering.  My daughter asked me as she hung it on the tree, "Mommy, why is this one wearing a sweater?"

When my younger daughter was about 3 years old, we had some guests over for a meeting and refreshments.  One of our guests asked, "Where can I get something to drink?"  To which my daughter replied, "The beverages are in the fridge."

The other day my 2 daughters and I were role-playing. My 6 year-old, Emma wanted to play Snow White. She of course was the title character and I played the role of the old lady who gave her the poisoned apple, upon which she would take a bite and collapse. After that scene was played out, my 3 year-old McKinlee, had found a cape liker her sister's that she wanted to wear. She draped it over her shoulders, then proceeded to turn her back to me and say, "Hey witch...can you tie this for me, please?" So funny!

My son is 5 years old. He is very intelligent and strongwilled, not always a good combination. He recently went through a difficult spell and received many spankings. I explained that it was because I loved him. His response "mom, I wish you would love me less"

My birthday is December 18th, the week before Christmas. I was explaining to my kids why we don't make a big deal out of my birthday because it is always such a busy time and money is usually pretty tight just before for Christmas. I was saying I didn't expect anyone to make a big deal out of my birthday because it such it's so close to Christmas and people with Christmas time birthdays usually get overlooked or forgotten. My son (age 8) thought about it a minute and then said, "Well Mom, a December birthday sure seems to have worked out well for Jesus."

I tucked my son in the other night and as he was talking to me, he passed gas.  Neither of us said a word.  As I was walking out of the room he said "oh Mom, you should really check the basement again, I think the sewer is backing up again"....Really?  lol   I said "I think you should check your pants, son...you just passed gas".  lol  He laughed super hard...didn't eve know he did it.  ha!  Gotta love those kids.  

My teacher's daughter who is 2 years old calls elephants afabindees. My teacher records what her daughter says on her iPhone and plays it for the whole class when we want to have a little fun and just laugh at the cute things her daughter comes up with!

When my son, Jonah, was 2, he was taking a bath in the tub. He was asking us about different animals and what they eat. "What do horses eat?" and we would answer "Hay." When he asked what elephants eat, my wife and I said, "Peanuts." He got a funny look on his face and covered his private area with his hands and said, "He's not going to eat MY peanuts!"

when we were on vacation to san antonio my sister grace[who was 7 at the time] called the alamo the amalo when i said no grace it's not that she goes o that's right we went to the amulo still to this day she calls it both [shes 8 now] it makes me laugh alot

When my son was little, he mixed up the consonants in words. Hence, vanilla became navilla. He also could not pronounce the letter 'j'. When he was talking about his 12-year-old cousin, Jason, he called him 'Anus.' Jason is now 20 and the name has stuck with him.

my 8 yr old daughter and I were watching a movie. She looks at me and says, "Mommy? Why did the tomato run out of the fridge?" It caught me off guard because it was SO off topic and completely out of the blue. I replied, "It did? Well, I'm not sure. Why would a tomato run out of a fridge anyway? Since when could tomatoes run?" She laughed and said, "Because it saw the salad dressing!!!"   I laughed so Hard that I almost fell off my chair! I asked her where she heard that joke and she beamed and replied, "I made it up all by my self!!!"

Out of the mouth of babes!!!!

My 4 year old daughter often tells me "when I get old like 16, Im going to be an astronaut!"  Nothing makes you feel older than a 4 year old who thinks 16 is OLD!  I even asked her is 24 would make me ancient and she replied "yes!".  Got to love the things kids come up with!

My youngest daughter, Midori, is 3 years old.  One day in the car she was singing about Jonah.  She doesn't quite have his name down yet though because she was singing..."Doughnut, doughnut, did not obey God immediately."  

Last summer, we were heading over to Lake Superior to go swimming, my 4 year old Austin at that time says to me, " Mom is Lake Su-period far away". He called it Lake Su-period the whole summer even when i would tell him Honey It's Lake SUPERIOR. He just could not get it to come out right. Thought that was a laugh.. HAHA
Love, Angela Bessemer(The UP of MI)

When my niece was almost 4 years old, she told my mom with great excitement,
"Grandma - I'm going to be a priest when I grow up!"

When my mom asked what she meant, my neice told her that my brother & his wife just signed her up for "PRESCHOOL" - which to a child sure does sound like "PRIEST school" - my brother, mom and I rolled with laughter!

When my youngest son Paris- now 16- was about 5 years old I accidently burned the hot dogs on the grill one night.  As the family sat around eating I looked down and noticed he was peeling the burnt skin off his hot dog.  When I politely asked him what he was doing he replied, "I don't like the scabs." ..We'll be telling that one till the day we die.

A few Christmas's ago my mother in law gave my two daughters each a pen and pencil set that had their names engraved.  A few days later I over heard  my youngest daughter on the phone telling a friend that her grandmother gave her a pen and pencil set with her name mammogrammed on it.

When my son was 3 years old, he finished his prayer with "is Jesus lame, Amen" instead of "in Jesus' name, amen".

My niece Hannah is 6 and in kindergarten.  She was very excited about reading a "chapter" book.  She brought it over to me and said, "Oh, this is where I paused it" and showed me the bookmark. She also had speech difficulties and never said the first consonant of the word.  About 3 years ago, we ate corned beef on St. Patrick's Day.  She said that it was "too picy."  Grandma said that it wasn't spicy and Hannah told her, "It's too picy for me."

Her sister Liz is 7, but when she was in kindergarten last year, her teacher reprimanded her for talking in class and then told my sister (their mom) what had happened.  My sister talked to Liz about it, who replied, "But Mom, if I'm to honor God, then I need to talk to Gabby when she asks me a question."  My sister replied that God wanted her to honor her teacher, too, and that she needed to be quiet in class.  When telling me this, my sister said that of course Liz had to whip out the big guy right away.  

Not sure if this is K Love material but some years ago my 8 yr old son and 8 yr old grandson and I took off across America in my pickup truck.  When we would enter a new state I would say "We're in South Dakota" or whatever the state was.  When we entered Idaho I said the same and my 8 yr old grandson looked at me with all sincerity and said, "No Papa, you da hoe."  My 8 yr old son was in the back and saw my expression and thought sure corporal punishment was going to be promply initiated.  Being a former cop I immediately (and sternly) looked over and sized him up and realized he was totally serious.  He really thought the name of that state was "you da hoe."  Not sure if I want to know where he learned that geography lesson.

My sister told my niece to go read her book and Kaitlyn's response was I have already read mommy.  My sister said, no you haven't. My niece insisted yes mommy I have read all day and my sister said ok then what have you read if you have read all day and my nieces reply was my mind.  Go figure where did that come from...

My now 6 yr old would say picuter for computer and fridgelator for fridgerator. He loves when I tell that story. I think he is proud of his cuteness!

When my daughter was little she called oatmeal - umpeal, ketchup - kapitch and hamburgers were hangamers.

When my daughter was 3 she would reach her arms up and say, "I carry you."

My friends son, who is 6, told me this past week that if he can find me when he gets older, and if I'm not too old, he's gonna marry me (I'm 55

This one is actually about someone else's kid! When I was teaching kindergarten/first grade, I was talking to one of my students who talked very highly of his mom on a regular basis. I told him my son had always said when he grew up he was going to marry me. I said, "Is that how you feel about your mom?" Expecting a very enthusiastic "YES!" His response was "No! By the time I grow up, she'll be dead!!!" I about died laughing!!!

I am a kindergarten teacher so funny sayings are abundant!  One day, a little girl in my room was telling me all about her weekend.  She ended by saying she was inausted (in-yos-ted).  I am pretty good at figuring out what they are trying to say or write but this one had me stumped!  I finally broke down and asked what inausted meant.  She very matter-of-factly informed me that "it means you're really tired."  Ahhhhh...exhausted!  So funny!  Ha Ha

When my son was about two I was putting him to bed one night and I wanted him to say his prayers. For some reason e didn't want to that night. A little while later he said, "Mommy, I want to say my achoos" At first I couldn't figure out what he wanted. Then I realized he was pretending to sneeze and he wanted to say his "God Bless Yous"

When my son (6) is playing in another room, I'll holler down the hall to stop doing whatever he's doing. He yells back, "How do you always know?" I don't know how long I can keep him convinced I know what he's doing at all times, it will be interesting...

I brought my daughter home a new bathing suit and she said, "But Mom I wanted a zucchini!!" I looked at her confused and she said, "You know the bathing suit that shows your belly.....a zucchini!!!" My husband and I rolled with laughter

When my daughter was 5 yrs old and Shrek had just come out.  We were at the dinner table and Elizabeth let out a huge burp.  We all went, "Lizzy!!!!"   She replied, "What???  It is a complimation!!!"   with the straightest face.  We all cracked up laughing.  

My three year old niece turned to me and my aunt while we were talking and proclaimed, "Dont you guy like talking about eggs? I LOVE talking about eggs!" When we asked her what she meant she looked at us like we were both crazy for not understanding and said with a huge amount of sass, "Well," -sigh- "When auntie Heather (my sister) was a little girl, I was just an EGG!" me and my aunt couldnt control ourselves and busted out laughing after that.

My daughter attended a Christian day care where they praised and worship daily through music and prayer. One of her favorite songs was called "I love Jesus". One day we were in the car, and she (at about age 4) was singing the words, "I love Jesus" - at least that is what I thought she was saying. I listened carefully and asked her to say it slowly, and she wasnt saying Jesus, but Cheeses. I said, "honey you mean Jesus?!?!?! and she said, "oh yeah mom him too......but I looooove cheeses. She really thought she was singing about cheese...........funny stuff

My daughter was doing a puzzle on a kids meal menu and she said, "Hey, look!!!!  It is a Salt Shaker with a "P"."     We will always laugh at that.

Our granddaughter, who has Aspergers (a milder form of autism) is always amazing us with something new. . . Recently when something rare would happen she began saying "There's something you don't see every day".  And 5 weeks ago our daughter had open-heart surgery and when our granddaughter finally asked to see where her Mom's surgery was, she said "Ohh, that's gonna leave a mark".  She's been reading since she was 2 and reads EVERYTHING, so her vocabulary is endless.  What a blessing she is to us.

In 2004 when the tsunami hit Shri-Lanka my son who was 6 at the time wanted to pray for them...so whenever we prayed at the end he would always close with "and please help the people hurt by the bad salami"...

Hi, I am Trish from San Antonio, Texas.  I wanted to share with you a word my daught came to start saying one day out of pure frustration and thinking of two words at the same time.  REMEMORY!!  I couldn't, but fall out laughing when she said that word with such a serious look and then started laughing when she realized what she said!  I love her to death she has been making me laugh since she could talk, my piece of heaven here on earth gifted by God!  Thanks for reading my comment God bless!
-Trish

When my daughter was 2 1/2 I was a few weeks from giving birth to my son and I wanted to explain to her that I would be nursing the baby.  No questions were asked from her and a few days passed and while we were waiting in line at a very busy grocery store to check out, she (sitting in the basket of a cart) firmly planted her hands on my chest and as loud as she could yelled "MOMMY IS THERE APPLE JUICE IN THERE"!!!

My son (about 3 at the time) got upset when we ordered him a grilled-cheese sandwich. When the table server brought him his grilled-cheese, he was sooo upset. "Honey what's wrong now?" to which he replied, "I dont want a girl-cheese sandwich, I want a boy-cheese sandwich!"

It was actually me!   I had a speech issue and so instead of the word "tongue"  I would say "Kung"
haha!!  my parents just wont let me forget it still todAY!!!  

I know God gave me my 2 little girls (after nine years of trying) for a reason!! They make all of us laugh all the time.

My 4 year old (Grace) lets people know that she is smart because God gave her a biiig brain in her head! [She is about 2 1/2 years advanced but she came up with the reason why.]

My 3 year old (Hope) said that when she gets older she will shave her "arm pips". When we try to correct her (arm pits) she looks at us like we are saying it wrong.

Grace said one day, when her dad was not being very nice to me, "dad if mommy leaves I will leave to because I can live without my dad but not my mom!". This really gave my husband something to think about!

Hope said that she "can't wait to get older to kiss a boy". I asked her why is that, and she said "wellll I don't know... it looks fun".

Grace said when she gets older she wants to be a doctor, teacher & a police officer. I told her thats a lot and she said "no my brain said I have to do all those jobs...the world needs me".

Grace also is convinced that the song "Amazing Grace" was written for her. Each time she hears the song she sings it as loud as she can for all to hear...Hope said she has a lot of songs (everytime she hears "hope" in a song she yells "see Grace this is my song too!")

There are many many more!

FYI...We Love KLove! My girls sing every song that comes on.

When my daughter was 3 and my son 18 mos. he was sitting on the couch holding a whole gallon of milk.  She was carrying the shovel from the fireplace full of ashes.  When I walked in and asked what are you doing?! She says so innocently, "I just trying to make choc O late milk."

My niece & her husband have a 3 year old and just had twins last week who are in the NICU since they were early. When my niece went to see her doctor she had the 3 year old with her. He noticed another woman in the waiting room with her newborn and asked her "why do you have that baby?" She politely responded that it was her baby, so little 3 year old Jordan told her "oh my mommy left her babies at the hospital!"

When my youngest child, Melanie, was 5 years old, she was jumping around on the floor on her hands and feet. I said, "Melanie, you look like a monkey!" She stopped and looked at me very seriously and said, "Well, actually Mommy, I'm more like an ape because I don't have a tail."  

I think I need to go back to school. lol

My 8 yr old daughter was playing doctor with her my husband.  She was using a toy instrument that the doctors use to check ears, eyes, nose, and throat.  she puts the instrument up to the end of my husband's nose and says "Let's check your nose." Then she say's "Whoa, Somebody needs a trim!"  I busted up.

I have three precious children ages 6,7, and 3! The 3 year old is our little firecracker and has said some funny stuff.  The one I will never forget is what my now 6 year old then 4, said. We had gone to the pediatrician that day to see why he was feeling bad. After the doctor left Jonah hopped up off the chair and said "mpm  we would have never known I had a ear confection, my ear doesn't even hurt, I just had a FEBER!" Too cute! We to this day say "ear confection" instead of ear infection. ;)

My cousin called his goats pee pee neck for a long time. The goats are Toggenburg crosses and have small bits of skin called waddles on the sides of their neck. My cousin was in the phase of holding on to his 'pee pee' and thought that was where the goat went to the bathroom.

When I took my daughter to get one of her first happy meals, I asked her if she wanted a hamburger, cheeseburger, or chicken nuggets.  She replied to my surprise as a hamburger happy meal.  She opens it open and yells where's the ham? I guess I never thought she would think a hamburger was 'ham'

When my 2 boys were young about 7or8 yrs Michael (the youngest ) came running to my wife and a said Bryan called me the 'E ' word, my wife said what did he call you, Michael said the 'E' word, what is the 'E' word . I can't say it it is bad ; go ahead just this time it ok. He called me an 'Idiot;.

My three year old son levi was getting into things and I tell him he is a pain in my butt, and his commment was no mommie you pain in my butt, and my 2 year old son Landen was sitting in his little recliner and farted loud enough that it scared him, and he looks at me all with big eyes and says What that and runs

My son is 29 years old now, but there are two things that come to mind right away...one of his favorite meals was "scubbati." (spaghetti)  "Mama can I have some scubatti?"  My old friends still remember it, it was so funny the way he said it!

And one day when we were leaving the house when Eddie was about 5 years old, he looked up at me and said, "It's gonna be quitely cloudy today."  Haha...he had heard a weather report that said it would be slightly cloudy.

Cute Myellie Saying: When Myellie was 3 we passed by a cemetary filled with headstones and Myellie says "Mommy, are all those the 10 commandments?"

Cute Karlie Saying: One day while Myellie, Karlie and I were hanging out, Myellie stated that she liked to do something and I said "Your daddy liked to do that when he was little" Karlies says "Daddy was little?" I said "Yes, a long time ago" Karlie says "Boy or Girl?" LOL I love my girls!

Cute Karlie Saying: This morning Jeff and I were talking about some of our FB friends and I stated "I wrote on so and so's wall yesterday" and Karlie says "What you went to his house and wrote on his walls?"

One More Cute Saying: We always tell our girls that they are blessed and highly favored. When Karlie was 2 yrs old we were tucking her into bed one night and she says "Mommy, I am blessed and highly FLAVORED!"

Emily:  I ain't eaten any beeeaaans!
Mommy:  I'm not eating any beans.
Emily:  Me neither!

Curiously, I asked my 6 year old son, " If you were going to die in five minutes and could only make one phone call, who would you call and what would you say?"  Without hesitation he said, "I would call 911 and tell them they only had 5 minutes to get here."

One Sunday during the children's sermon, our Pastor, who is also a first responder, was using his emergency aid kit to teach a lesson.  He was asking the children what the different items in the kit are used for and how each are like Jesus.  When he asked what the medical tape is used for, my then 4 year old Garrett shouts out in front of the entire congregation, "My mommy says she is gonna tape my mouth shut if I don't stop talking so much!!!"  That is one of those situations you could never explain your way out of

Some years ago I took to of my friends' children to church with me.  They were a brother and sister about 4 and 5 years old.  During the service the brother, Shaun, when he heard the name of Jesus Christ during the sermon, turned to me and whispered, "Tony, isn't that a cuss word?"

Later in the same service there was a moment when all were quiet with our eyes closed and Shaun's sister, Lisa, looked up and saw that my eyes were closed.  Lisa whispered, "Tony... Tony..." then she said loud enough for everyone to hear, "Tony are you sleeping?  Tony, get up!"

I love to share that story, especially now that they're 18 and 19 years old.

Oh, there's one more...

My friends' son, Shaun, was about six years old when I came into his house with a peanut butter pie in my hands.  He was really excited and asked if he could taste it, so I said, "Okay, but I'm not going to tell you what's in it until after you taste it."  He agreed and I gave him a small sliver to try.  When he asked what's in it I told him it was made of peanut butter, sugar, cream cheese, and Cool Whip.  

Shaun's uncle then walked in and Shaun said, "Uncle Norm, you gotta try this pie Tony made, but I'm not gonna tell you what's in it."  Just when his uncle took a taste, Shaun excitedly proclaimed, "It's made of cottage cheese and Miracle Whip!"

I have 3 kids and all of them did this when there between the ages of 3 to 5 when they realized they had a back side (crack) they were in the tub they all got out and started running around the house grabbing their tooshy saying I boke

My son was diving down under water and bringing up stone from off the floor of the lake. He said Momma, I'm scoop-a diving! : ) In our car they thought the ash tray was a "cash" tray cuz I used it for all my loose change rather than smoking! : )

Our 6-year-old daughter, Kaeli ("Kay-lee"), stopped eating one of her favorite foods.  When we asked her why she doesn't eat the food she used to love, she says, "Well, that's because my buds have changed."

My son Connor (4 yrs.) and I were having a pillow fight then other day.  I yelled "en garde" and swung the pillow.  As he swung back he yelled "Hallelujah!"

I was sitting on the couch the other day contemplating going to the gym and my 6 y/o had heard me talking to the wife about and he comes over and tells me "Daddy, you go to the gym and work out so you don't die, ok, yeah, you need to."  

Check out a series of quotes from my 2 1/2 year old Leighton
that I recently posted on my blog.

shannonjoyheick.blogspot.com/.../32-months.html

My favorite was after he was playing with Grandpa downstairs and
said, "Grandpa has a train in his butt.....toot too!"

Among the Thirsty's Ryan Squitary asked a question in his aunt's car. Is this a "Diggum Car"?  When asked what he meant he replied, when you take off does it go "ummmmdiggummmmdiggummmdiggummm." Of course when the automatic transmission changed gears it made the sound to which Ryan gave the name "Diggum"!

About 3 yrs ago my wife and I had the kids and grand kids over for Christmas dinner . AJ (my oldest grandson) told my wife he wanted to say Grace before Dinner.So it came time to eat and I called AJ to front and said it was time to say thanks for the meal,I told every body AJ was going to say grace. AJ said "Grace' and he was done.

My daughter was three years old and took gymnastics class.  We had to schedule a make-up class when we missed a day.  Boy was she disappointed when there was no make-up in the class!  Get it?  She wanted to wear make-up!

On a trip from Sacramento to San Francisco, you pass the oil refinery. There are big smoke stacks that produce plumes of white thick smoke.  My daughter was about 5 years old. From the back seat she said, "So that's where the clouds come from!"  Soooooo cute and clever, huh??  

I have 2 from my 4 yo, Hannah...she came home on St Patrick's day from daycare very excited to tell me about the frefricans that had left quarters in her shoes while she napped for St Fratrick's Day.  After pray-school (Sunday School) this week, Hannah was trying to show me she had learned her memory verse....."Fanny, Fanny.  Fanny in the highest."  We're waiting to see if she gets a prize for learing her verse this week!

When I was about 3 I was sitting on the porch with my friend (an old man named Monroe) and i took out a piece of paper and scribbled and scribbled and handed it to him. "What does it say?" He asked and I replied with "I dont know I cant read!" My family has never let me live that down!

My youngest daughter coined the family phrase "fly whopper".  While on vacation in the south.  She saw someone using a fly swatter and called it a "fly whopper"!

I work in a Dr's office and we are starting to see a lot of kids for their kinder physicals. One day I was rooming a boy who has inforemed me that he is "5 years old now and he is going to go to school." I asked him "so when did you turn 5", and he replied with a look on his face that I should know these things, "on my birthday!".

My daughters name is Valeri - we call her Val. She started playing softball very young.  She would call a "Foul Ball" - a "Val Ball".

Its very funny how we use these funny words that children create.  We will forever refer to a shower as a "Shagger".

My cousin called my dad "Uncle Ruck" instead of "Uncle Chuck" - now 35 years later - her daughters call him "Uncle Ruck" too.

When my daughter Hannah was little she decided she would try to be rebellious (thankfully she failed)
One day it was rather cool outside so we had her put some stockings on, we were in the car and she asked if we could go out to eat I told her no so she proceeded to protest which did not change my answer and she said "Well then, I'll just take my stockings off!"

Well when I was little and I wanted to be excused from the table I would ask "May I please have some 'xcuse me?"

One time I lost my key to the house so I couldnt get in and I called my friend and she (being 12 at the time) said "well, why dont you go into the house, get the key and come out and unlock the door!" and she was completely convinced that what she said made sense!!!

My son, Nate, who is 5 years old knows he is not aloud to hit his 3 year old little sister, Maggie. A couple weeks ago Maggie and Nate was in the bathroom and I hear Maggie yelling Nate is going to hit me Nate is going to hit me! My husband went to the bathroom and said to Nate "Nate, when are you aloud to hit your sister" the correct answer is never! Nate looks straight at Bill and with a straight serious face says "Right, about now!!" its a good thing i was in the other room where they couldnt see me smiling trying my best not to laugh out loud!!

My Stepson, Jaiven, who is 4 was at his Pappaws house riding his bike when he fell face first and scratched up his face. When he came home i asked him what happened, and he said "The sidewalk hit me"

My younger brother said while we were in the car once, "You know Mom, they really should call deodorant 'B.O.dorant' because you use it to control B.O". Although he is not a toddler he still says very cute things.

My little one is almost two years old and she's chattering up a storm! she has a favorite bedtime book about a mommy telling her child about love without limits.  She Says "I love you" "How much?" "So much"  "how much is so?" "way, way more than you know"  but my munchkin says "way, way, way too much!"  its all i can do to keep a strait face and keep readint with her!