Aug 18 2010

Win a prize pack for Bad Poetry Day!

It's Bad Poetry Day! We wanna celebrate the ultimate "bad poem"..."Roses are red." Submit your own (bad!) version of "Roses are Red" here! Vote for your favorite--the winner gets a KLOVE prize pack!
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8/13/2010 3:34:41 AM
Kimberly G. United States
Kimberly G.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm looking at the computer
How about you?
8/13/2010 3:35:23 AM
Kimberly G. United States
Kimberly G.
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8/13/2010 3:38:45 AM
Robyn United States
Robyn
Okay here is my BAD Poem.....

Ahem......

Roses are red.

The end.

8/13/2010 3:55:59 AM
Jeff Swenskie (Facebook) United States
Jeff Swenskie (Facebook)
Egg yolks are yellow
Chicken is pink
Leave them out for awhile
And they begin to stink.
8/13/2010 3:56:56 AM
Katie United States
Katie
Billy
Billy was a fish,
that lived in a dish.
He died one day,
so I flushed him away.
So his humble abode,
is now the comode.
He's currently in the sewer,
'cuz we wanted a fish that was newer.
And then we got Dexter who's fate was the same,
and now I'm tired of playing this game.


(This is a TRUE story about my fish(es), Billy and Dexter!
8/13/2010 3:57:16 AM
Callie United States
Callie
Roses are red
Violets are blue
God's arms are always open
Waiting for me and for you
8/13/2010 3:57:17 AM
Mark Haman United States
Mark Haman
There are toy poodles
and there are toy collies

What is a Yota?
8/13/2010 3:57:24 AM
Coralena United States
Coralena
Jesus is Bread

The Bible is the Clue

He is a Light to the World

And so are YOU!

8/13/2010 3:57:27 AM
Belinda United States
Belinda
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can't write poetry
and neither can you.
8/13/2010 3:57:58 AM
Doug United States
Doug
Roses are redish
Violets are bluish
I have a saviour
and he was born Jewish
8/13/2010 3:58:03 AM
Katie United States
Katie
Oh I just realized we're posting versions of Roses Are Red...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue..
Scott's feet are smelly,
and Kelli's might be too!
8/13/2010 3:59:03 AM
Kristen Cheshier United States
Kristen Cheshier
Dolphins swim, whales blow.
You guys have faces made for radio!

Smile
jk, you guys are beautiful. it was all for the sake of rhyming. haha
8/13/2010 4:01:23 AM
Robert Lakey United States
Robert Lakey
Roses are dead
Violet is blue
Because dear violet
Forgot to water, boo hoo!
8/13/2010 4:01:52 AM
katherine funk United States
katherine funk
roses are red
violets are blue
i'm sorry I sneezed
and you caught the flu
8/13/2010 4:02:03 AM
Brenda DeZarn United States
Brenda DeZarn
When I was a little girl, dad was working on a car. I accidentally ate one of the part, such as a bering. My mother was extremely worried, I would not pass it through. She waited outside the bathroom to hear a "ping sound." My oldest brother made up a poem about the event. It went like this:

Brenda Rose Allen,
Romping and raring,
Sat on the pot,
and shot out a bering.


8/13/2010 4:02:22 AM
Colleen M United States
Colleen M
Ode to a Cupcake

Oh, cupcake you are yummy.
Oh, cupcake you are good.
I can't resist you cupcake,
You evil devil's food.

I said I wouldn't eat you.
I didn't think I should.
But that frosting on my chin proves
You attacked me where I stood.
8/13/2010 4:03:36 AM
Lastashia M. United States
Lastashia M.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
Jesus is my savior,
and God loves you!
Smile

about school:
Roses are red,
history is dull,
my back is a mess,
cuz my pack is so full.
8/13/2010 4:04:03 AM
Mark Koshewer United States
Mark Koshewer
On Thanksgiving the turkey I shall carve
I shall have a smile and happiness be found
Because on November 14th I will watch Brett Farve
And how my Bears put him on the ground
And then without his stats they will starve
At least God loves them all above and below the ground.
8/13/2010 4:04:10 AM
Rich United States
Rich
Roses are Red
Violets are Purple
Scott & Kelli on the air
Make my days just surple
8/13/2010 4:07:43 AM
Tara DeJaeger United States
Tara DeJaeger
Roses are nice,
Violets are too.
All parents rejoice,
Kids are back in school!
8/13/2010 4:07:57 AM
Christy United States
Christy
A guy wrote this in my yearbook 20+years ago.

If all the boys lived across the sea,
what a good swimmer Christy would be!
8/13/2010 4:09:12 AM
Carrie foss United States
Carrie foss
Roses are red,
Platapuss are odd,
I am so happy,
To be a child of God!
8/13/2010 4:09:13 AM
Miranda United States
Miranda
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you!

But the roses are wilted,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl is empty,
And this, is, the end!!
8/13/2010 4:09:50 AM
Kaylin United States
Kaylin
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I kind of need help,
because I can't find something to rhyme with blue..
8/13/2010 4:09:57 AM
Jennifer Larson United States
Jennifer Larson
Rose are red, voilets are blue, God is there, even if your smelling stinky shoes
8/13/2010 4:10:42 AM
Bill United States
Bill
Roses are Red
Violets are Purple
Sugar is Sweet
And so's Maple Surple

8/13/2010 4:11:43 AM
Sara United States
Sara
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Rhymes are my weakness,
Poetry too!

Happy bad poetry day! I have enough bad poems to stock a warehouse! Smile
8/13/2010 4:11:56 AM
Laura Cox United States
Laura Cox
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Klove encourages me
How about you?
8/13/2010 4:12:30 AM
Kelly United States
Kelly
My job is really boring
and I am exhausted
Nap time at work?
Now That would be awesome.
8/13/2010 4:13:32 AM
Jennifer Larson United States
Jennifer Larson
God is there for you, even when your around stinky shoes! Smile
8/13/2010 4:14:47 AM
ERICA United States
ERICA
YES, ROSES ARE RED,
YES, VIOLETS ARE BLUE,
YES, JESUS DIED ON THE CROSS FOR YOU,
AND YES, HE STILL LOVES YOU!

THIS IS NOT A "BAD POEM", BUT I LIKE IT! Smile
GOD BLESS KLOVE!
8/13/2010 4:15:12 AM
Beder United States
Beder
roses r red
violets r blue
my friends feet smell
i bet urs do to
8/13/2010 4:16:01 AM
Letty Munoz United States
Letty Munoz
scott has no hair
but kelly don't care
cuz nothing right now
could keep me from listening you!!
8/13/2010 4:16:27 AM
rrhoop United States
rrhoop
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
God Made Me Pretty
What Happened to You?

(got from online & thought it was too funny not to share)
8/13/2010 4:16:29 AM
Bill United States
Bill
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Some poems rhyme
But this one don't!
8/13/2010 4:17:19 AM
Art Garay United States
Art Garay
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
Scott and Kelli don't make my afternoon blue,
cause if you do
i will tell Eric and Lisa how bad you do.
8/13/2010 4:17:24 AM
Caleb Walker United States
Caleb Walker
Roses are Red, violets are blue
I'm a Greek Student, its geekishly true.
8/13/2010 4:18:47 AM
Mark Koshewer United States
Mark Koshewer
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I wish my parents didn't drop me on my head.
Or I would have found Jesus sooner and long ago could have been born brand new.


the first was for scott, this follows the roses are red.
8/13/2010 4:18:50 AM
Josi Ingram United States
Josi Ingram
Roses are pink,
And roses are red,
But when they turn brown
Roses are dead!
8/13/2010 4:19:02 AM
Susan United States
Susan
Roses are red
some licorice is black,
I think we all deserve a
K-love prize pack.

AND
if you happne to not agree
then the Klove prize pack should go to me.
8/13/2010 4:19:05 AM
Christopher Cooper United States
Christopher Cooper
Roses are Red
Violets are blue
Without positive encouraging K-Love
What would this poor, hopeless world do?
8/13/2010 4:19:49 AM
Colleen M United States
Colleen M
My friend requested an encore, which I proudly think is even worse that the first:

Here I sit with nose a-wrinkle.
And not just a tiny crinkle.
I try to breath through the fog.
It wasn't me, it was the dog!
8/13/2010 4:19:50 AM
Judy Billings United States
Judy Billings
Here you go...

Roses are red
Poison oak itches.
Scott 'n' Kelly at K-love
Keep me in stitches!
8/13/2010 4:20:04 AM
magon United States
magon
roses are red
violets are blue
ive never won a contest on KLOVE
me cry BOOHOO!!!
8/13/2010 4:20:11 AM
Art Garay United States
Art Garay
roses are red
violets are blue
scott and kelli don't make my afternoon blue
because if you do
i will tell eric and lisa why you do
8/13/2010 4:21:33 AM
Beder United States
Beder
roses r red
orgeat is good  
i am gonna drink some
and maybe u should to
8/13/2010 4:22:12 AM
Katie Lecher United States
Katie Lecher
feet are stinky
noses are smelly too
where's the baby's binky
under his shoe
8/13/2010 4:22:22 AM
Art Garay United States
Art Garay
rose are red
violets are blue
scott and kelli don't make my afternoon blue
because if they do
i will tell eric and lisa that you do
8/13/2010 4:22:29 AM
Art Garay
Art Garay
rose are red
violets are blue
scott and kelli don't make my afternoon blue
because if they do
i will tell eric and lisa that you do
8/13/2010 4:24:13 AM
Travis orth United States
Travis orth
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
I'm stuck in the car
But I still got you [klove]
8/13/2010 9:26:31 AM
Debbie United States
Debbie
Background: About 10 years ago, I was recooperating from surgery.  Being a young, 20-something, I felt highly frustrated that I had no energy and was very limited in my activities.  In truth, I spent all my time essentially being a slug on painkillers.  One day, while on Vicodin, I came up with SLOTH, an alliterative, acrostic, nonsensical poem.  It may be a silly, bad poem, but to this day, it's still one of my favorites!


SLOTH

Sensely, she somberly slumbers;
Lanky, languid, limbs lethargically lounging.
Optimistically oblivious to obtuse obligations;
Tottering turmoil turning tumultuously trite.
Hilariously, hapless haven hopefully heading heavenword henceforth!
8/13/2010 9:28:45 AM
Travis orth United States
Travis orth
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Let's keep kelly safe
And stop Scott from taking off his show
8/13/2010 9:28:52 AM
nathaniel United States
nathaniel
roses r red
violets r blue
my girlfriend loves me
i hope urs does to

AND

roses r red
violets r blue
god made me special
what happened to u????
8/13/2010 9:32:14 AM
Debbi B United States
Debbi B
Roses Are Red
Vilolets are Blue
this I dread.
the cows in the pasture that moooo
8/13/2010 9:33:30 AM
Tony Fisher United States
Tony Fisher
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My God is AWESOME, if he can save me
I know he can save you
He Saved the man with the ark
And Jonah that was swallowed by a fish that may have been a shark
He never let go of Job
He made Joseph Ruler even though his bothers took his robe
He sent his son to be hung on a tree
so his spirit can dwell in you and me
8/13/2010 9:58:57 AM
Coral United States
Coral
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Scott and Kelli are awesome,
Do you think so, too?
8/13/2010 3:09:45 PM
Kira United States
Kira
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
now I can't think,
of a poem for you!
8/13/2010 3:09:58 PM
Coralena United States
Coralena
Some poems are fun,
Some poems are bad,
but what really matters is His Son,
oh... and by the way, Scott & Kelly are RAD!
8/13/2010 3:10:44 PM
Brittany Mcgowan United States
Brittany Mcgowan
roses are red violets are blue jesus is my savior make him yours too
8/13/2010 3:10:50 PM
Jeff United States
Jeff
Moses was rad
Violence is cruel
You won't find heaven
Without the golden rule
8/13/2010 3:11:08 PM
Travis orth United States
Travis orth
Roses are red
So is a sunburnt belly
I called klove 40 times
For 47 seconds of talk with Scott and Kelly
8/13/2010 3:13:28 PM
James
James
Roses are red,
Violets are violet,
If you organized poems alphabetically,
Then this poem, under R, you should file it.
8/13/2010 3:13:30 PM
Angie United States
Angie
My 11 year old daughter came up with this in the car listening to you...

Roses are red,
Pigs are pink,
I love you,
Or at least I think.
8/13/2010 3:14:43 PM
Kira United States
Kira
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
Scott is so smelly,
and so crazy too!!!
8/13/2010 3:17:32 PM
Amelia Carlson United States
Amelia Carlson
Roses are beautiful when red,
Before BP, the ocean was blue.
Calling all unemployed fishermen to proclaim,
"I love KLOVE" even if the ocean is black or blue.
8/13/2010 3:17:58 PM
Bev Greer United States
Bev Greer
My roses are pink,
My violets are purple,
My pancakes are round,
My bike tire is flat.



You said bad poetry, right?
8/13/2010 3:19:53 PM
jodi Caribbean
jodi
Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
God Made Me Pretty
What Happened To you?
8/13/2010 3:22:33 PM
dee keller United States
dee keller
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Socks can be stinky, dirty and inky.
Socks can be black, white or wrinkly.
Socks come in many sizes - short, long and extra long.
They can be thin or thick, but never made out of brick.
That makes me happy very frankly.
----by my fourth grade son
8/13/2010 3:24:06 PM
jodi Caribbean
jodi
roses are red
and so is kelli's hair
but Scott doesn't have any
did it disappear?
8/13/2010 3:26:21 PM
Crystal Martinez United States
Crystal Martinez
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Monkeys stink how about you?

ha ha ha
8/13/2010 3:30:05 PM
jodi Caribbean
jodi
roses are red
that poor lady's head was scald
kelli says she knows noone like that
but scott's head is bald
8/13/2010 3:37:28 PM
Bill United States
Bill
Roses are Red
Ashpalt is Black
Loving You
Is more addicting than Crack.
8/13/2010 3:40:56 PM
Joe United States
Joe
Roses are Red
KLOVE sings true
Without Jesus, your life would be blue

Roses are Red
Bakersfield is Hot
I need to find a really cool spot! hehe
8/13/2010 3:41:22 PM
jodi Caribbean
jodi
roses are red
but i dont really care
scott might be laughing at my poem
But at least i Have hair!
8/13/2010 3:44:10 PM
Bill United States
Bill
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Monkeys like you
should be kept in the zoo!!!
8/13/2010 3:44:17 PM
M.E. United States
M.E.
oh my i owe 'em
roses r read poem
& deer john let her
got shread Ed 2 get her

roses r black
vio lets dye too
i dont want u back
so dont call 2
8/13/2010 3:45:48 PM
Bill United States
Bill
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
When God passed out Brains
Where were YOU????
8/13/2010 3:46:48 PM
Tosha United States
Tosha
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I wish Brett Favre would make up his mind
And retire, too! Smile
8/13/2010 3:48:32 PM
Jim Rupprecht United States
Jim Rupprecht
This is a poem that I made up in a dream that I had when I was in grade school.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
You look like a Bulldog,
and smell like one too.

8/13/2010 3:49:56 PM
Jocelyn United States
Jocelyn
Hi my name is Jocelyn and I'm 10. heres my poem.

  Roses are red violets are blue
  same two colors are the next clue
  God is the key to your heart
  and your heart is the key to God
  so open your heart to God
  then God will open his heart to you.
8/13/2010 3:49:58 PM
Amy United States
Amy
Roses are red
Violets are blue
God is the only one
That can help me love you.

(not directed at you, K-love!)
8/13/2010 3:50:36 PM
M.E. United States
M.E.
oh my i owe 'em
roses r read poem
& deer john let her
got shread Ed 2 get her

roses r black
vio lets dye too
i dont want u back
so dont call 2
8/13/2010 3:50:39 PM
Stephen Ayres United States
Stephen Ayres
this is not really a bad poem...
to be a survivor of this amazing race with a need for speed you need gods grace and if your desperate like house wives watching days of our lives you can cope with out hope and that's not on a soap. if you're looking to opera are doctor phill you can shop nonstop are pop a pill but the void wont fill and the pain wont kill till you love the one that hung on the hill. kickin back in your lazy boy easy chair watching who wants to be a millionaire naaahh you're not gonna find it there no American idol are council tribal has a final answer that will satisfy csi aint gotta clue svu don't know what to do not the er or the oc nothin on a Cd TV DVD or mp3 can save u and me CNN's got no good news here's a headline you must chose its no simple life Paris Hilton its treading on thin ice living in sin you can be an apprentice for Donald trump are eat fear factor fast food from a dump you can be a heavy hitter or a wheel of fortune winner a fox news no spin spinner or a flat out sinner but you better check this life that you're living and make sure your sins are forgiven i bet you 50 cent Elvis done came and went and eventually every black eyed pea Gwen Stefanie ,p diddy ,and Brittany every wanna be on MTV with they icee bling and every Dixie chick that sings they're all gonna see the king of kings i don't care if your j lo or Lenno or banno one thing you gotta know is one day you're gonna die bro then where you gonna go hey im not talking some punk junk that irrelevant like your grand mas church from way back when its not some preacher feature on tbn that you need to be liking or listening the real super star is Jesus Christ hes the way hes the truth and the life he is the brightest light and the highest high one day hes gonna split that sky so what i came to say and what im telling you is don't buy none of that stupid stuff they be selling you its all designed to fill your head and waste your space until you're dead so here's the bottom line of my rhyme give your life to god while theirs still time.  

i take no credit for this poem i just memorized it from a lady on you tube hope u like it Scott and Kelly  
8/13/2010 3:51:33 PM
rlee lockhart United States
rlee lockhart
roses are red violets are purple i like KLOVE
and maple surple
8/13/2010 3:53:30 PM
Diane United States
Diane
Roses are Red
And the grass is all green
When did Klove hire Mr Clean?(Scott)
8/13/2010 8:55:33 PM
Becky Kliewer United States
Becky Kliewer
Okay here goes -
Roses are red
Viotets are..."whatever"!
Scott's a "Brett fan"
And Kellie just
Can't understand!
8/13/2010 8:58:21 PM
Beverly United States
Beverly
Roses are Red
Lab Puppies are fun
I have a whole litter
Don't you want one?
8/13/2010 8:58:26 PM
Ashley LaCour United States
Ashley LaCour
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
We love listening to K-Love,
You should try them out too!!
8/13/2010 8:58:26 PM
Patti United States
Patti
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Most poems rhyme
This one doesn't
8/13/2010 8:58:52 PM
Shawni United States
Shawni
I am 17 and here is what I came up with.

Roses are red
I have a friend named Fred
He went to bed
And turned all red

Hope you like it.
8/13/2010 9:00:29 PM
AnnJames United States
AnnJames
Roses are Red
Carnations are too,
God made them all
beautiful - like YOU!
8/13/2010 9:00:34 PM
Tony Pettengill United States
Tony Pettengill
First is from a That 70's Show episode.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Milk, eggs, coffee.

--------------------------------------

Brett is back in the news,
At least it is something good.
Instead of another story
About that Tiger Woods
8/13/2010 9:00:54 PM
Becky Kliewer United States
Becky Kliewer
Roses are blue
Violets are red
Kellie's a "woohoo"
And Scotts's a smooth head!

I had to try again!
8/13/2010 9:02:57 PM
Jacob United States
Jacob
Violets are red,
When they are embarassed,
Roses are blue,
When they laugh to hard,
8/13/2010 9:06:21 PM
Ian Stark United States
Ian Stark
here is a poem not quite sure if it falls into the bad category as it was my 5 year old that said it while listening to your show on the way home but here it is:

ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
GOD LOVES ME
AND MY MOM AND DAD TO.
8/13/2010 9:06:31 PM
Kurt Richardson United States
Kurt Richardson
Roses are red
Youth is like Gold
If you were cheese
You'd be covered in mold
8/13/2010 9:06:54 PM
Theresa Morris United States
Theresa Morris
Roses are Red
Violets are Maple
Got milk
afterall it is a
Staple
8/13/2010 9:08:58 PM
Juanita Smith United States
Juanita Smith
Roses are red Scot hit his head
Vitots blue Kelly gets the glue
8/13/2010 9:09:52 PM
Becky Kliewer
Becky Kliewer
Roses are blue
Violets are red
Kellie's a "woohoo"
And Scotts's a smooth head!

I had to try again!
8/13/2010 9:11:57 PM
Alycyah Boothe United States
Alycyah Boothe
Roses are red  
Violets are blue
kelly is weriod
but, Scott loves you!!
8/13/2010 9:13:25 PM
Alycyah Boothe United States
Alycyah Boothe
Rose are red
Violets are blue
i have a brother
and he goes poo!!
8/13/2010 9:13:35 PM
Becky Kliewer
Becky Kliewer
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Scott sings Elvis
While Kellie's just
Confused about hidden
Charges on airlines!
8/13/2010 9:13:35 PM
Sara Rowe United States
Sara Rowe
Roses are Red
Voilets Are Blue
I'm So glad I got drunk lastnight because I met you.

This Is what my fiance told me the first time we hung out was " I'm really glad I got drunk lastnight".  He had went out and got drunk with his friends. Met a friend of mine and my friend gave him my number.  So my NOW fiance just got engaged July 30th after being together a year and a half Laughing..  Not the best bad poetry but its Completely true!!!
8/13/2010 9:14:42 PM
Charles McNeely United States
Charles McNeely
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
What Jesus said,
I will do.
8/13/2010 9:15:57 PM
Elleahsar United States
Elleahsar
Roses are red violets are blue...
WHO needs that STUFF when you have CHEESE PUFFS!

    I know that was a little cheesySmile
8/13/2010 9:16:43 PM
Jenn Martin United States
Jenn Martin
This one isn't bad- but I used the "roses are red" format. Smile
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Jesus loves me,
He loves you too,
So come to his arms,
He welcomes you there
He died to take away your sin
He died when you didn’t care.
His blood was red,
The sky was blue,
When He died for the world,
He thought of you too.
8/13/2010 9:16:54 PM
Tiffany Steward United States
Tiffany Steward
roses are red violets are gloomy but your all moopy
8/13/2010 9:17:45 PM
Sara Scott United States
Sara Scott
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
the fleas just won't die,
I hope I don't find them in my shoe.
8/13/2010 9:18:05 PM
Alycyah Boothe
Alycyah Boothe
Rose are red
Violets are blue
my brother goes tinkel
and u should too ................................
Smile<3
8/13/2010 9:18:54 PM
Tony United States
Tony
OK, Here's a bad poem for Scott

The question that comes
This time each fall
Will Bret retire this year
Or "TRY" to play ball
8/13/2010 9:22:22 PM
Sara Rowe United States
Sara Rowe
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Im so glad I got drunk lastnight because I met you

  This is what my NOW fiance told me the first time we met was "Im so glad I got drunk lastnight".  He had gone out drinking w his buddies and ran into a friend of mine. My friend gave him my number. That's what he told me the first night we met.  I don't know if thats the worst poetry but its COMPLETELY true.  We just got engaged July 30th and our Wedidng is next June Laughing  I dont know if it posted the last time.
8/13/2010 9:24:07 PM
Jerry Foschi United States
Jerry Foschi
When I first got married, my wife left me several love notes about me leaving the toilet seat up. I finally replied with this note...

My mind is slipping,
My body is weak,
But I'll try to remember
The toilet seat.

and If that doesn't fit the criteria how's this

Roses are red,
Is this true
when a surf blows his nose,
Does it come out blew?
8/13/2010 9:25:26 PM
Elleahsar United States
Elleahsar
Part 2

    Roses are red violets are blue..
Who needs that stuff when you have CHEESE PUFFS!
BUUUUT you might need some muffs cuz when I crunch its not a bluff;)
8/13/2010 9:31:05 PM
Lisa Jennings United States
Lisa Jennings
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My poem is the worse
So give credit where credit is due!
8/13/2010 9:31:21 PM
Avery Watson (I am 6) United States
Avery Watson (I am 6)
Roses are Red  
Violets are Blue  
turtles talk
to you






8/13/2010 9:33:22 PM
Jacob United States
Jacob
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I had a horse,
And it went ka-bloo.
8/13/2010 9:33:25 PM
James Jennings United States
James Jennings
Roses aren't blue
Violets aren't red
I can't think of anything
So I wrote this instead
8/13/2010 9:33:59 PM
Alycyah Boothe
Alycyah Boothe
oranges are orange and blueberries are blue this joke is lame and I hope your not to
8/13/2010 9:34:21 PM
Howard Landis United States
Howard Landis
"The sun was setting in the west,
I never shall forget it.
And as I whispered words of love,
She picked her nose and 'et it."
8/13/2010 9:34:46 PM
Tony Pettengill United States
Tony Pettengill
Roses are red,
But who really cares
When we have to look
At all these airplane fares.
8/13/2010 9:36:44 PM
Penny United States
Penny
Roses are white,
Violets are purple.
Brett Farve is staying,
Praise the Lord he is playing.
8/13/2010 9:38:09 PM
Talia United States
Talia
Roses are read,
Violets are blue,
I have a horse,
And it goes VROOOOOOOM.
8/13/2010 9:40:33 PM
Steve Smith United States
Steve Smith
Violets are Blue,
Roses are not.
The best of K-Love,
is Kellie and Scott!
8/13/2010 9:44:08 PM
Aaron United States
Aaron
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I know I'm ugly,
But at least I'm not you!
8/13/2010 9:45:04 PM
Mary United States
Mary
Roses are red
Violets are Blue
I've been born again
How about you?
8/13/2010 9:51:03 PM
Caethe Goetz United States
Caethe Goetz
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I love the way you've stuck by me...
I used Bondini glue!
8/13/2010 9:51:09 PM
Karyn United States
Karyn
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a head full of hair,
Do you???
8/13/2010 9:53:14 PM
Josilyn United States
Josilyn
God made all the red roses,
and all the blue violets,
give Him your heart,
and He'll be your Pilot! ;)
8/13/2010 9:53:58 PM
Amy United States
Amy
Football is awesome
Because of Pittsburgh's Black and Gold
I know you're geeked about Favre Scott
But he's just too old!
8/13/2010 9:54:31 PM
Naomi United States
Naomi
cherries are red
blueberries are blue
GOD made the fruits of the spirts for me and you!
8/13/2010 9:54:51 PM
BrandyRoper United States
BrandyRoper
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Times are hard
God gave his son for this card
8/13/2010 9:57:39 PM
Austin Hurst United States
Austin Hurst
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Please pray for me,
I started school...
8/13/2010 9:59:58 PM
Josephine United States
Josephine
The sun is hot
The sky is blue
Scott may not have hair
But I'm sure glad I do

Smile happy bad poetry day!!
8/13/2010 10:01:05 PM
Josephine United States
Josephine
oh! heres another one

roses are red
and violets are blue
im defenitely glad
that God's word is true
8/13/2010 10:01:55 PM
Melody United States
Melody
Here is my bad poem:

Daisies are yellow
Leaves are green
I'm a bad poet
Probably the worst you've ever seen!

-Melody, age 16
8/13/2010 10:04:16 PM
Elaine Jehling United States
Elaine Jehling
when ur day is bad,
and no one feels like u
send u[ ur prayers and he sends down his love
8/13/2010 10:05:53 PM
Caethe Goetz United States
Caethe Goetz
The sky is blue,
The grass is green,
You're the best thing
I've ever seen.
8/13/2010 10:05:55 PM
Shelley United States
Shelley
Roses are red,
no violets for thee,
my brother thought he was dispecable,
but God didn't agree.


I Love you David!
8/13/2010 10:07:42 PM
Elaine Jehling United States
Elaine Jehling
a clowns nose is red
and flowers can be blue
I cant make this rhyme
so this poem sucks , maybe i can win a prize for my effort and time... lol
8/13/2010 10:07:45 PM
Frolicking in Fresno United States
Frolicking in Fresno
Newspapers are "read",
KLOVE is listened to,
I'm listening "online",
How about you?
8/13/2010 10:08:43 PM
Jess United States
Jess
roses are red
violets are blue
you are sticky
when your covered in glue
8/13/2010 10:10:29 PM
Lynn Smart United States
Lynn Smart
Why are the roses so red and the violets so blue?
Why is my world all new? Because of you,Because of you!!!!!!!!!!!!
8/14/2010 3:11:33 AM
Cal United States
Cal
here is a poem just for Scott

Farmville is big
please send me a pig
mafia wars rock
if your off your block.

God bless
8/14/2010 3:11:49 AM
Laurie Bradford United States
Laurie Bradford
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Your voice sounds like music,
Your nose? a kazoo!
8/14/2010 3:14:41 AM
William byler United States
William byler
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
I LIKE KLOVE
HOPE YOU DO TO
                                          
8/14/2010 3:15:07 AM
Dan United States
Dan
The sun is sure hot
and ice is so cold
Jesus shined his light
on my dark soul.
8/14/2010 3:18:11 AM
Elaine United States
Elaine
Ok, I know that this is not a bad poem, but it is one I wrote during a time of fear for my baby brother (age 8) who was in the hospital with spinal meningitis.  This was two days after I accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior.  I would like to share it with you since your are talking about poems:


How can we say, "Jesus doesn't care,"
When all of our heartaches for us He'll bear,
And all our sickness He'll take and repair,
Only if with others, His name will share?
This He'll do because he cares.

No matter what our needs,
Always believe because the Lord doth lead,
Taking away our many weeds,
Planting for us His righteous seeds,
So on Him we may forever feed.

If for Him we'll take a stand,
One day He'll come to take our hand
To lead us away from the burning sands
While we follow, rejoicing with His angelic band
To the long awaited Promised Land!

My brother recovered and had no remaining problems.  Praise God!  Thank you for letting me share this with you.
8/14/2010 3:18:15 AM
Elaine Jehling United States
Elaine Jehling
i am a dork
its plain to see'
I cant even write good poetry
8/14/2010 3:19:06 AM
D. B. United States
D. B.
Roses turned her cheeks red,
A 'no' made me blue.
She went with someone else to the prom
and I've got 'nuttin' to do
8/14/2010 3:19:07 AM
Laura United States
Laura
If roses were blue
And violets were red
The Cubs might win the World Series
But by then I would already be dead
8/14/2010 3:19:11 AM
Blondie in the bayou United States
Blondie in the bayou
This one always made my kids laugh...

Roses are red,
Violets are purple,
Sugar is sweet
And so is maple syrple.
8/14/2010 8:22:44 AM
Elaine United States
Elaine
God says make a joyful noise
but says nothing about
poetry making sense
I bet his ear went deaf with all this nonsense.. lol
8/14/2010 8:26:28 AM
Scott United States
Scott
Sugar is sweet and so is honey,
I bought you this card 'cause I had no money.

-- This is a poem I heard from the SkitGuys
-- It's not mine.
8/14/2010 8:26:37 AM
Anthony Mikes United States
Anthony Mikes
Roses of red tatoo'd on my belly
Before I knew Christ my life was smelly

Now I live a life of praise
Listening to KLOVE all of my days

I feel regret when I look at my belly
But not when I listen to SCOTT and KELLY!
8/14/2010 8:27:01 AM
Valerie United States
Valerie
His blood so red
For a world so blue
Aren't you glad
Jesus died for you?
8/14/2010 8:34:09 AM
Heather Bell United States
Heather Bell
Roses are bad
and so is hay
I'm writing this poem
for Bad Poetry Day!
8/14/2010 8:42:20 AM
Jacob United States
Jacob
Scott has a bald head
we all know its true.
Lets by him some hair plugs and Favre jersey to!
8/14/2010 8:47:13 AM
Madison United States
Madison
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Santa's not real,
So don't go boo hoo.

Madison, age 7
8/21/2010 11:06:52 PM
Taylor United States
Taylor
Ok, so I was heading to college the other day and was listening to Scott & Kelli when I heard them talking about the poetry contest. For some reason I started thinking about a friend I have in the military and all the people that serve our country. This is just what came to mind when i thought about it. This isnt really bad poetry, but when I told my mom about it, she said that i needed to come and put it up.

Their blood ran red,
When our skies were blue,
Isn't it amazing,
How many have died for you.
2/24/2011 10:37:13 AM
isaac United States
isaac
roses are red violets are blue My dog scratches but not as often as you.

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